Dogbert says human laws do not apply to him.
Law, research, human laws, owner, pet, selfish, Dogbert, Dilbert
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Dilbert's date shows Dilbert her operating manual.
Dating, operating manual, restaurant, flower, opening door, jewelry, Dilbert, Dilbert's date
Dogbert sings the "greens," a less depressing form of singing the blues.
Family, noise, sign, blues, greens, depressed, guitar, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert is rejected for a date with a co-worker.
Dating, resign, unemployment, social security number, unlucky, play hard to get, Dilbert, co-worker
Dilbert reflects on why we can't remember things for a moment after waking.
Personal, morning, waking, confusion, Dilbert
Bob is tired of hiding and wants to do a comeback tour.
Family, hide, rule the planet, extinct, comeback tour, Elvis, jumpsuit, Bob, Dogbert
Bob plans the dinosaurs' comeback tour.
Family, comeback tour, My Way, bite somebody's head off, Ozzy Osbourne, Bob, Dogbert
Bob tackles Dilbert to prevent him from opening the freezer.
Family, refrigerator, ice cream, nervous, tackle, ice age, Dilbert, Bob
Dogbert tests female intuition.
Science, woman's intuition, number between one and ten, skeptic, Dogbert, woman
A television commercial threatens violence if their product is not purchased.
Product, tire company, television, advertisement, threat, advertiser, Dogbert
Dilbert is asked to be candid at a meeting about the company's new product.
Product, engineering, corporate philosophy, humiliate, tar and feather, shoot the messenger, presentation, assault rifle, gizmo, Dilbert, co-worker
Dilbert says many famous people got by with very little sleep.
Family, sleep, nap, famous, Jackie Gleason, Ben Franklin, Napoleon, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert decides to host a dog from the Soviet Union.
Start of saga: Dorgy comes to visit.
Family, Soviet Exchange Program, host, Nikita Dorgachev, battle tank, combat helmet, Dilbert, Dogbert, Dorgy
Dogbert meets Dorgy from the Soviet exchange program.
Family, Soviet Exchange Program, capitalism, God, Donald Trump, battle tank, combat helmet, Dogbert, Dorgy
Dorgy learns how anybody in the capitalist system can become rich.
Family, capitalism, inheritance, crime, system, Dogbert, Dorgy
Dorgy becomes a maid at the bottom rung on the way to become a major industrialist.
Family, capitalism, maid, promotion, industrialist, system, Japan, feather duster, apron, Dilbert, Dorgy, Dogbert
Dogs are very loyal, thinks Dilbert.
Family, loyalty, sweater, flush, honesty, toilet, Dilbert, Dogbert
Bob describes the time when dinosaurs evolved into birds.
Science, dinosaur, evolve, bird, bonus miles, crash helmet, cliff, Dogbert, Bob
Dilbert asks the library reference desk a tough question.
Start of saga: Dilbert dates the woman at the library reference desk.
Science, library, reference desk, Tasmanian Boola-Boola dog, smart, Dilbert, librarian
Dilbert gets a blind date with the woman at the library reference desk.
Dating, blind date, librarian, ugly, read minds, mirror, restaurant, Dilbert, Dogbert, Brainella
Dilbert and Brainella discuss her work at a restaurant.
Dating, memorise, inadequate, library, reference desk, restaurant, paper umbrella, Dilbert, Brainella
Dilbert wants to discuss smart stuff with Brainella.
Dating, smart, intimidate, explosion, outfit, restaurant, Dilbert, Brainella
Dilbert brings Brainella home for coffee and she meets Dogbert.
Dating, smart, coffee, insult, queen bee, lightbulb, Dilbert, Dogbert, Brainella
Dogbert ponders "fast" and "fast food."
Pun, fast food, starve, restaurant, philosophy, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dilbert predicts what people will be like in the year 2190.
Science, computer model, predict, society, assumption, overweight, selfish, futurist, Dilbert, Dogbert, kid
Dilbert describes Uncle Phil, who died while hang gliding, to Dogbert.
Family, hang gliding, instruction manual, tree, hangman's noose, rope, Dilbert, Dogbert, Uncle Phil
The Boss recognises Dilbert's job performance by naming a pencil after him.
Performance Review, job performance, pencil, Boss, Dilbert
Dilbert enjoys taking Dogbert for a walk but Dogbert objects to being called a mutt.
Family, walk, mutt, canine, pooch, pinhead, bowser, blockhead, hound, hiney, Dilbert, Dogbert