Dogbert is grumpy so asks Dilbert not to talk to him.
Family, grumpy, flattery, chocolate cake, scratch behind the ears, leg spasm, Dilbert, Dogbert
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Dogbert starts to write an unauthorised biography about Dilbert.
Family, unauthorised, biography, pet and tell, expose, revelations, manuscript, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dogbert describes some chapters in his unauthorised biography of Dilbert.
Family, unauthorised, biography, Jackie O, Liz Taylor, Steve Garvey, Dilbert, Dogbert
A meeting of the "Skeptics Society" wants to debunk a claim to turn the audience into chickens.
Science, Skeptics Association, debunk, transmogrify, volunteer, adjourn, chicken, witch, broomstick, host, Dilbert
Dogbert brings good news: an unlimited salad bar is open all day and all night.
Retail, all you can eat, salad bar, bathe, moist towelettes, gizmo, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert asks a clerk for something to get rid of a headache.
Health, headache, remedy, drugstore, pharmacy, pill, Dilbert, clerk
Dilbert buys pants that will shrink to fit.
Fashion, clothing store, shrink to fit, honour, taken, fit like a glove, Dilbert, clerk, Dogbert
Dogbert wants to get out of his bad mood.
Family, bad mood, innocent, insult, greeting, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dogbert charges himself with static electricity.
Science, static, electricity, Thor, Dog of Thunder, threat, ESD, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dilbert taunts Dogbert about being full of static electricity.
Science, static, electricity, pun, nerd, Dog of Thunder, zap, resistor, ESD, injury, skeleton, Dilbert, Dogbert
It's time to renew Dogbert's dog license.
Law, dog license, renew, Department of Dogs, test, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dogbert fails the written portion of the dog license test.
Law, dog license, written portion, mailman, fax, Department of Dogs, trend, Dilbert, Dogbert, clerk
Dilbert explains the problem with his car to a mechanic.
Business, auto, car, fuel pump, repair, expletive, Dilbert, mechanic
Dilbert starts a diary.
Personal, diary, Kirk Cameron, fan club, monotony, journal, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dogbert gets a job as a substitute school teacher.
Start of saga: Dogbert becomes a substitute school teacher.
Dogbert-Schemes, substitute, school, teacher, fourth grade, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert wants Dogbert to not be a substitute school teacher.
Dogbert-Schemes, substitute, school, teacher, flammable, classroom, chalkboard, Dilbert, Dogbert, kid
Dogbert, a substitute school teacher, tries to keep control of his class.
Dogbert-Schemes, substitute, school, teacher, flame-thrower, hostage, stinger, classroom, chalkboard, Dilbert, kid
Dogbert refers his class to the TV Guide.
Dogbert-Schemes, substitute, school, teacher, weapon, TV Guide, Falcon Crest, sex education, classroom, apple, Dogbert
Dogbert describes his day as a substitute school teacher.
Dogbert-Schemes, substitute, school teacher, statue, powerless, pigeon, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert worries about losing his hair.
Personal, hair loss, clump, anxious, mirror, Dilbert, Dogbert
A man from the Organisation for the Protection of Ugly People comes to Dilbert's door.
Society, Organisation for the Protection of Ugly People, stereotype, donation, membership drive, insult, Dilbert, Dogbert, ugly man
Dilbert says women have always played hard to get, even in the Garden of Eden.
Dating, play hard to get, Garden of Eden, rejection, snake, Dilbert, Eve
The doctor gives Dilbert six months to live.
Start of saga: A doctor gives Dilbert six months to live.
Health, six months to live, 50% off sale, pay cash, stethoscope, clipboard, doctor, Dilbert
Dilbert breaks the bad news about his impending death to Dogbert.
Health, year to live, sad news, paint, house, Dilbert, Dogbert
The test results were mixed up so Dilbert will not die.
Health, test results, pap smear, mistake, stethoscope, clipboard, Dilbert, doctor
Dogbert wants to combine a mortuary business with a garbage collection business.
Business, mortuary, garbage collection, dearly departed, pizza delivery, calculator, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dilbert stays at a fancy hotel and wonders who to tip.
Travel, hotel, tip, maid, concierge, trust, suitcase, Dilbert
Dogbert gets approved for a credit card and is on track to conquer Earth.
Dogbert-Schemes, conquer, credit card, Macy's, Visa, MasterCard, lottery, supreme ruler of earth, chew toy, supreme ruler of earth, chew toy, mailbox, envelope, gizmo, tool, workbench, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dogbert tries to write down life's "unwritten rules."
Society, unwritten rule, porcupine, balloon, telephone, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dogbert comes up with an idea for a sun tan lotion applicator.
Dogbert-Schemes, idea, Madonna, Barbie, sun tan lotion, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dogbert wants to borrow Dilbert's car.
Family, borrow the car, vote, decision, recount, cheat, Dilbert, Dogbert