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Dogbert is grumpy so asks Dilbert not to talk to him.
Family, grumpy, flattery, chocolate cake, scratch behind the ears, leg spasm, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dogbert starts to write an unauthorised biography about Dilbert.
Family, unauthorised, biography, pet and tell, expose, revelations, manuscript, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dogbert describes some chapters in his unauthorised biography of Dilbert.
Family, unauthorised, biography, Jackie O, Liz Taylor, Steve Garvey, Dilbert, Dogbert

A meeting of the "Skeptics Society" wants to debunk a claim to turn the audience into chickens.
Science, Skeptics Association, debunk, transmogrify, volunteer, adjourn, chicken, witch, broomstick, host, Dilbert

Dogbert brings good news: an unlimited salad bar is open all day and all night.
Retail, all you can eat, salad bar, bathe, moist towelettes, gizmo, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dilbert asks a clerk for something to get rid of a headache.
Health, headache, remedy, drugstore, pharmacy, pill, Dilbert, clerk

Dilbert buys pants that will shrink to fit.
Fashion, clothing store, shrink to fit, honour, taken, fit like a glove, Dilbert, clerk, Dogbert

Dogbert wants to get out of his bad mood.
Family, bad mood, innocent, insult, greeting, Dogbert, Dilbert

Dogbert charges himself with static electricity.
Science, static, electricity, Thor, Dog of Thunder, threat, ESD, Dogbert, Dilbert

Dilbert taunts Dogbert about being full of static electricity.
Science, static, electricity, pun, nerd, Dog of Thunder, zap, resistor, ESD, injury, skeleton, Dilbert, Dogbert

It's time to renew Dogbert's dog license.
Law, dog license, renew, Department of Dogs, test, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dogbert fails the written portion of the dog license test.
Law, dog license, written portion, mailman, fax, Department of Dogs, trend, Dilbert, Dogbert, clerk

Dilbert explains the problem with his car to a mechanic.
Business, auto, car, fuel pump, repair, expletive, Dilbert, mechanic

Dilbert starts a diary.
Personal, diary, Kirk Cameron, fan club, monotony, journal, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dogbert gets a job as a substitute school teacher.
Start of saga: Dogbert becomes a substitute school teacher.
Dogbert-Schemes, substitute, school, teacher, fourth grade, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dilbert wants Dogbert to not be a substitute school teacher.
Dogbert-Schemes, substitute, school, teacher, flammable, classroom, chalkboard, Dilbert, Dogbert, kid

Dogbert, a substitute school teacher, tries to keep control of his class.
Dogbert-Schemes, substitute, school, teacher, flame-thrower, hostage, stinger, classroom, chalkboard, Dilbert, kid

Dogbert refers his class to the TV Guide.
Dogbert-Schemes, substitute, school, teacher, weapon, TV Guide, Falcon Crest, sex education, classroom, apple, Dogbert

Dogbert describes his day as a substitute school teacher.
Dogbert-Schemes, substitute, school teacher, statue, powerless, pigeon, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dilbert worries about losing his hair.
Personal, hair loss, clump, anxious, mirror, Dilbert, Dogbert

A man from the Organisation for the Protection of Ugly People comes to Dilbert's door.
Society, Organisation for the Protection of Ugly People, stereotype, donation, membership drive, insult, Dilbert, Dogbert, ugly man

Dilbert says women have always played hard to get, even in the Garden of Eden.
Dating, play hard to get, Garden of Eden, rejection, snake, Dilbert, Eve

The doctor gives Dilbert six months to live.
Start of saga: A doctor gives Dilbert six months to live.
Health, six months to live, 50% off sale, pay cash, stethoscope, clipboard, doctor, Dilbert

Dilbert breaks the bad news about his impending death to Dogbert.
Health, year to live, sad news, paint, house, Dilbert, Dogbert

The test results were mixed up so Dilbert will not die.
Health, test results, pap smear, mistake, stethoscope, clipboard, Dilbert, doctor

Dogbert wants to combine a mortuary business with a garbage collection business.
Business, mortuary, garbage collection, dearly departed, pizza delivery, calculator, Dogbert, Dilbert

Dilbert stays at a fancy hotel and wonders who to tip.
Travel, hotel, tip, maid, concierge, trust, suitcase, Dilbert

Dogbert gets approved for a credit card and is on track to conquer Earth.
Dogbert-Schemes, conquer, credit card, Macy's, Visa, MasterCard, lottery, supreme ruler of earth, chew toy, supreme ruler of earth, chew toy, mailbox, envelope, gizmo, tool, workbench, Dogbert, Dilbert

Dogbert tries to write down life's "unwritten rules."
Society, unwritten rule, porcupine, balloon, telephone, Dogbert, Dilbert

Dogbert comes up with an idea for a sun tan lotion applicator.
Dogbert-Schemes, idea, Madonna, Barbie, sun tan lotion, Dogbert, Dilbert

Dogbert wants to borrow Dilbert's car.
Family, borrow the car, vote, decision, recount, cheat, Dilbert, Dogbert