Siskel and Ebert review Dilbert's life.
Personal, This is Your Life, bore, stupid, theme show, television, remote control, Gene Siskel, Roger Ebert, Dilbert
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Dilbert thinks the Great Wall of China is overrated from an engineering perspective.
Science, life's mystery, Great Wall of China, army, dismal flop, tourist attraction, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert is disappointed in his terrarium experiment because it should have started its own weather pattern.
Pun, terrarium, experiment, weather patterns, anti-climatic, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dogbert thinks it's stupid to base the world economy on gold.
Philosophy, world economy, gold, rock, civilisation, money, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dilbert meets Eddy and mistakenly calls him Frank. Eddy does not take it lightly.
Society, greet, forget, embarrassment, name, insult, self-esteem, immune, Eddy, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert writes a poem about legs for a woman he just met.
Dating, poem, legs, butt, mutt, Dilbert
A former school bully threatens Dilbert's data diskettes.
Office Politics, lunch money, data, payroll, computer, bully, shop, bookends, Dilbert, ageing school bully
Dilbert decides it's time for action to solve world hunger.
Society, world hunger, policy, debate, bumper sticker, action, Dilbert, Dogbert
A guy holds the door open for Dilbert to be polite even though Dilbert is slightly out of range.
Office Politics, door, hall, polite, lunge, Dilbert, office worker
A guy greets Dilbert in a one-sided conversation.
Personal, greet, small talk, conversation, Dilbert, man
Dilbert uses a credit card to pay for dinner but is confused about the paperwork.
Personal, credit card, dinner, dating, paperwork, carbon paper, tablecloth, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert spreads his cold.
Health, sneeze, cold, Dilbert's cold, medicine, television news, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dilbert reports his mugging to the police and talks to a police artist.
Society, mug, police, artist, sketch, injury, sketchpad, Dilbert, police officer
Dogbert tries "affirmations," where he writes his objective fifteen times a day.
Family, write, affirmations, objectives, garden slug, Dilbert will be eaten by a garden slug, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dogbert continues with his experiment with "affirmations."
Family, affirmations, garden slug, salt, experiment, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert comes upon double doors and wonders which one will open.
Society, hallway, door, fool, open, ventilation, duct, crawlspace, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dogbert ponders about nature, and whether whales need to shave.
Note: Title strip for "Shave the Whales" book.
Science, mammal, hair, whale, shave the whales, Dogbert
A new engineer is introduced to Dilbert. Dilbert dreads it because he always forgets people's names.
Office Politics, engineer, introduction, forget, name, word association, memory trick, remember the Alamo, Dilbert, Dee Alamo
Dilbert runs to be healthy, but feels awful as he's doing it.
Health, jog, run, fitness, exercise, long life, sweats, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert reads a newspaper editorial that says congressmen's pay should be increased.
Politics, newspaper, editorial, congress, pay, criminal, underpaid, Dilbert, Dogbert
What would Dogbert do if he had everything he wanted?
Society, greed, gloat, possession, perfume, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert's ego manifests itself.
Personal, manifest, feed, starve, panic, Dilbert, Dilbert's ego
Dilbert tries to order his ego around.
Personal, insecurity, dance, who's in charge, threat, Dilbert, Dilbert's ego
Dilbert tries to eat a doughnut but Dogbert shoots it from his hand.
Family, doughnut, slingshot, Wild Kingdom, anger, bait, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert wants to use acupuncture to relieve stress.
Health, acupuncture, needle, stress, sarcasm, silly, advice, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dogbert believes infinite parallel universes, all slightly different.
Science, universe, belief, Vincent van Gogh, parallel, toenail, accident, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dogbert puts a hand over his mouth when he sneezes.
Health, sneeze, manners, hand, run, Dogbert
There's informality at the White House.
Politics, White House, informal, international, Gorbachev, Gumby, president, oval office, Dilbert, president
Dogbert asks a stupid question.
Family, stupid, question, smart, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dogbert wonders what a school for dogs has in common with a television news show "Sixty Minutes."
Pun, dog school, Sixty Minutes, Harry Reasoner, owner, Dilbert, Dogbert