Cupid the love-cherub visits Dilbert and Dogbert.
Family, instinct, love, picture window, stupid, crash, cherub, bow and arrow, Dogbert, Cupid, Dilbert
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Ed McMahon visits Dilbert about his sweepstakes entry.
Personal, sweepstakes, mail, letter, stamp, Dilbert, Ed McMahon
Dilbert realises the grocery store under-charged him twelve cents on the lettuce.
Start of saga: Dilbert gets "darned" for not returning twelve cents.
Personal, grocery, under-charge, honesty, rationalise, pitchspoon, Dilbert, Phil, Dogbert
Phil visits Dilbert for not returning twelve cents.
Personal, under-charge, darn, eternal damnation, Prince of Insufficient Light, pitchspoon, Dilbert, Phil
Dilbert gets punished for not returning twelve cents.
Personal, damn, darn, misdemeanour, thermostat, living room, pitchspoon, punishment, regret, Dilbert, Phil, Dogbert
Strange noises come from Dilbert's direction. Dogbert investigates.
Sports, bonk, ouch, thud, juggle, bowling pin, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert is transferred to a nuclear power project.
Professional, transfer, radiation, Glickman Nuclear Power Project, safety inspection, glowing report, insult, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert installs a front door catapult as part of a new home security system.
Family, home, security system, welcome mat, catapult, guilt, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dogbert has joined the Flat Earth Society.
Science, Flat Earth Society, Round Earth Theory, Christopher Columbus, witness, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dogbert wants evidence the Earth is round.
Science, Earth, John Glenn, astronaut, honesty, politician, theory, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dilbert creates a program to generate an effective pick-up line.
Dating, program, pick-up line, clever, Mel Gibson, dingo dog, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert asks Dogbert to go for a walk.
Family, walk, chew gum, uncoordinated, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert tracks Jenny Dworkin's speed, habits and tendencies.
Dating, Jenny Dworkin, track, computer, predict, call, contrive, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert considers the delicate balance of nature.
Science, balance of nature, environment, delicate, wedding, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert wins the lottery.
Personal, Three Stooges, Curly, lottery, wealth, drink, reporter, microphone, television reporter, Dogbert, Dilbert, reporter
The Bank of Ethel says they spent all of Dilbert's deposits.
Business, Bank of Ethel, money, deposit, embezzle, Dilbert, Ethel
A plant falls off the desk as Dilbert was talking to it.
Family, plant, talk, suicide note, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert writes a letter to his Uncle Max the policeman.
Family, letter, write, police, legal size, paper, bribe, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dilbert asks Dogbert what he would put on Dilbert's headstone, if Dilbert were to die.
Family, die, tombstone, cremate, stuff, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dogbert thinks the world would be a nicer place if all people renounced violence.
Dogbert-Schemes, violence, renounce, conquer, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dilbert says he hates surprise birthday parties for him.
Personal, surprise party, birthday, nature, Dilbert, Dogbert
A man from a house wrecking company comes to Dilbert's house.
Business, house call, Big Ball Wrecking Company, address, Walnut Avenue, neighbour, workbench, tool, gizmo, Dilbert, Dogbert, wrecker
Dilbert watches a tennis instruction video to improve his game.
Sports, video, instruction, tennis, game, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dogbert decides what to do, but shies away from the hard stuff.
Personal, activity, write, read, book, television, Dogbert
Dilbert sometimes thinks he has never matured.
Personal, mature, kid, fake, cooties, Dilbert, woman
A grocery store clerk catches Dilbert snacking in the store.
Business, grocery, grape, snack, scale, happy, Dilbert, clerk
Dilbert enjoys fishing -- him against fish.
Sports, fish, brain, equipment, strength, water ski, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dogbert reports scientists have found the gene that makes some people love golf.
Science, golf, gene, plaid, lie, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dogbert intervenes at a bank that was rude to Dilbert by pretending to be billionaire David Packard.
Business, bank, rude, David Packard, Hewlett-Packard, money, non-interest bearing account, push-up, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dogbert wonders why it's OK to kill flies but not dolphins.
Science, fly, dolphin, cruelty, swat, flyswatter, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert's date cancels out on him with a suspicious story.
Dating, cancel, caveman, ice cube tray, Dilbert, Dogbert