Dogbert asks about Dilbert's new book, "The History of Glue."
Pun, History of Glue, glue, Dilbert, Dogbert
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Dilbert is happy to report the rate of Dogbert's snide comments has dipped.
Family, insult, snide comment, graph, plot, trend, dip, line chart, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dogbert's animal magnetism reverses in the "Time of Degauss."
Family, Time of Degauss, animal magnetism, catastrophe, utensil, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dogbert gives a piece of cake to Dilbert.
Family, chef, cake, frosting, health, Dogbert, Dilbert
A cashier tries to drop the change in Dilbert's drink.
Business, change, soda, celebration dance, Dilbert, cashier
Dilbert shows his latest invention which turns pocket lint into a parsley substitute.
Technology, pocket lint, parsley, technology driven, gizmo, Boss, Dilbert
Dogbert beats Dilbert again at ping pong.
Sports, ping-pong, tricky shot, mental game, supernatural, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dogbert produces the word "neans" in a Scrabble game.
Pun, Scrabble, neans, justification, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dilbert worries about stuff falling off the truck in front of him.
Society, car, truck, drive, windshield, hammer, Dilbert
Dogbert looks for a country to conquer on a limited budget.
Dogbert-Schemes, almanac, Andorra, King Dogbert of Andorra, mercenary, junk bond, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert worries about having to drink from a public water fountain.
Society, thirst, public, water fountain, cooties, Dilbert
Dilbert and Dogbert go bird watching and Dogbert sees many more birds than Dilbert.
Science, bird watching, robin, bald eagle, binoculars, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dogbert writes a story where Dilbert discovers all his white socks have holes.
Family, book, geek, tragedy, socks, pants, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dogbert receives an invitation to a sales pitch about a condo.
Business, junk mail, condo, sales pitch, Jeep Cherokee, mock emerald, letter, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert wonders about how to act when meeting a person in the hallway for the third time today.
Office Politics, hallway, hello, fire alarm, awkward situation, etiquette, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dogbert speculates an alien civilisation created life on earth as androids.
Society, android, alien, radish, speculation, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dilbert sees whales communicating to squids, and Dogbert misinterprets.
Pun, whale, squid, communication, Prince Charles, Margaret Thatcher, Dilbert, Dogbert, news reader
Dogbert describes music he hates.
Family, music, heavy metal rock, opera, costume, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dilbert relates his fear of moths to a psychologist.
Personal, moth, insecurity, looks, phobia, couch, Dilbert, psychologist
The psychologist thinks Dilbert's fear of moths is due to his insecurity about his looks.
Personal, moth, looks, insecurity, insect, mother, sweater, couch, psychologist, Dilbert
Dilbert is considered for a promotion and is asked if he can handle criticism.
Management, promotion, evaluate, criticism, toupee, trick question, insult, Boss, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert invites Dogbert to go camping on the weekend.
Family, camping, garage, shower, bug, lost, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert had a dream about meeting a beautiful woman.
Dating, dream, woman, telephone number, problem, pyjamas, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert invents a deodorant spray booster pack.
Science, invention, deodorant, booster pack, sarcasm, armpit, Dilbert, Dogbert
The neighbour complains Dogbert glued suction cups onto a kitten's feet and stuck it on a windshield.
Family, neighbour, kitten, suction cup, windshield, copyright, cruelty, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dogbert advises Dilbert to act naturally at a party to impress women.
Personal, impress women, act naturally, advice, mirror, Dilbert, Dogbert
A Soviet spy asks Dogbert for his master's electronic secrets.
Society, Soviet, comrade, secret, microfiche, evil empire, spy, Soviet spy, Dogbert, Dilbert
Dilbert sings along with the "Ooh-Ooh!" part of a song on the radio.
Family, sing, ooh-ooh, radio, song, opinion, drive, car, Dilbert, Dogbert
Dilbert says he hasn't always been a conservative engineer.
Personal, conservative, engineer, rebel, potato salad, Dilbert, young Dilbert
Dogbert considers whether to keep busy or sit.
Personal, busy, time flies, die, Dogbert