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Dogbert says dogs can sense earthquakes before they happen.
Science, earthquake, prescience, sense, predict, entertain, workbench, gizmo, Dogbert, Dilbert

Dogbert tries to move a ball with his mind.
Science, telekinesis, brain, levitate, chair, Dogbert

Dogbert asks Dilbert for a preference: winning a million bucks or getting hit with a dead mole in the lips.
Family, million dollars, mole, hypothetical, choice, Dogbert, Dilbert

Dilbert works on Sharon's home and gets to call it a date.
Dating, bathtub, rain gutter, sprinkler, engine, lunch, toolbox, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dilbert wants to take sky diving lessons.
Sports, sky diving, thud, lesson, advice, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dogbert doesn't think Dilbert is manly enough for sky diving.
Sports, courage, sky diving, lesson, necktie, manly, insult, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dogbert creates plans for a revolutionary home defence system.
Family, home defence system, porcupine, compliment, doubt, workbench, Dogbert, Dilbert

Dilbert asks for a detonator coil for a small nuclear device.
Science, Electrode Hut, detonator coil, nuclear device, faint, gizmo, Dilbert, clerk

Dilbert gets a chain letter and is tempted to continue it.
Society, chain letter, law, stranger, advice, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dilbert invents a Dick Tracy watch.
Science, Dick Tracy, watch, voices and pictures, picture, wristwatch, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dogbert fetches Dilbert's slippers and is unhappy about it.
Family, fetch, slippers, bathrobe, hedge clippers, degrade, Dilbert, Dogbert

A woman over 35 has a greater chance of being killed by a terrorist than getting married, Dilbert reads.
Society, marriage, terrorist, probability, Dilbert, Dogbert

People walk differently when other people are watching, Dilbert observes.
Family, walk, banjo legs, watch, self-conscious, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dilbert and Dogbert have a pun war; I'm feeling a little hoarse.
Pun, pun wars, escalation, hoarse, colt, gelding, filly, stirrup, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dilbert invents holographic flowers and thinks it will save money in a relationship.
Dating, holograph, flower, girlfriend, invention, remote control, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dogbert says it's lucky people's eyes are located on their heads.
Society, eye, head, ankle, car, dating, species, extinct, Dogbert

Dilbert learns tennis from Dogbert with mothballs.
Sports, tennis, ball, mental game, game, regulation size, confidence, moth ball, racquet, racket, Dogbert, Dilbert

Dilbert discovers the chemical that causes love.
Science, computer simulation, chemical, love, marriage, cure, brain, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dogbert, out of flour, uses powder from Dilbert's lab to make cupcakes.
Science, flour, powder, cupcake, Chevy, analogy, baking, chef's hat, Dogbert, Dilbert

Dogbert's mutated cupcakes devoured the neighbour's Chevy.
Science, cupcake, mutate, Chevy, devour, baking, chef's hat, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dilbert composes a personals ad that may be too honest.
Dating, personals-ad, romance, honesty, species, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dilbert has a "flying dream."
Family, dream, fly, crash, wake, pulleys, hoist, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dilbert left his laundry in the washing machine for too long.
Fashion, laundry, washer, chisel, doughnut, sculpt, sleeve, sport coat, Dilbert, Dogbert

Dogbert demonstrates the art of the pun: Dilbert's uncle, the famous biologist.
Pun, demonstration, biologist, award, sea anemone, social life, friend, Dogbert, Dilbert

Dilbert goes to a video dating service and learns about special effects that can be added to his tape.
Dating, video dating service, film, special effect, Arnold Schwarzenegger, dolphin, sensitive, Dilbert, clerk

The Grim Reaper visits Dilbert.
Start of saga: The Grim Reaper visits Dilbert.
Family, visitor, death, UPS, dress code, scythe, Dogbert, Dilbert, Grim Reaper

The Grim Reaper mistakes Dilbert for Gilbert.
Family, death, Gilbert, mistaken identity, scythe, Grim Reaper, Dilbert

The Grim Reaper, realising his mistake, wants to wait to see if Dilbert's number comes up.
Family, death, mistaken identity, hang around, scythe, pester, Dilbert, Grim Reaper

While the Grim Reaper waits for Dilbert to die, Dilbert entertains the Grim Reaper with a story.
Family, death, hang around, storytelling, mistake, scythe, Dilbert, Grim Reaper

Dilbert's program proves pretty women have bad personalities.
Science, computer program, women, personality, geek, software bug, Dilbert, Dogbert