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2017-04-01
Alice spent the last week fixing a critical bug but didn't tell the Boss. It was like she didn't exist.

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2017-04-02
Dilbert didn't read an email because it was too long. The sender doesn't have time to make it shorter so it was wasted effort.

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2017-04-03
Alice asks Catbert if she's allowed to date coworkers. Catbert says no but the robot is not considered a coworker.

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2017-04-04
Alice changes the robot's programming to make him the perfect boyfriend. The robot initially doesn't like it but changes his mind.

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2017-04-05
Alice updates the robot's programming to make him a better listener.

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2017-04-06
Dilbert learns Alice is dating the office robot. Alice doesn't want Dilbert to judge her.

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2017-04-07
Alice adds more code to the robot she's dating so he will consider marrying her and raising a family of cyborgs.

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2017-04-08
Alice wants to break up with the robot because she met another robot. He takes the news surprisingly well.

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2017-04-09
The Boss asks how's work. Dilbert describes how everything is very bad but the Boss doesn't listen.

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2017-04-10
Carol asks Dilbert to help. Asok has entered the jargon matrix and spouts meaningless phrases.

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2017-04-11
Dilbert enters the jargon matrix to rescue Asok.

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2017-04-12
Dilbert enters the jargon matrix to rescue Asok. He tries to convince Asok nothing is real.

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2017-04-13
Wally decides to move into a bathroom stall. It's simple logic when he discovers a meal delivery app.

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2017-04-14
Dilbert invents a 3D printer for any generic drug or simple medical device. The Boss passes because it won't make any money.

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2017-04-15
Wally hasn't added the new feature because he had to fix a critical bug first.

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2017-04-16
At a restaurant, Dilbert gets french fries but no salt. He doesn't think the waiter will bring the salt soon enough.

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2017-04-17
Wally volunteers to work on the virtual reality headset. The Boss is suspicious of Wally volunteering.

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2017-04-18
Wally created a virtual reality app that gives the impression the wearer is asleep. He demonstrates this to the CEO.

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2017-04-19
Dilbert wrote a virtual reality app that turns the office into a Lord of the Rings adventure. He spots an evil Orc.

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2017-04-20
The Boss wants Dilbert to write a virtual reality app so the user is in a cubicle.

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2017-04-21
Dilbert wrote a virtual reality program for people to think they are in cubicles. He put the Boss' name as author because he expects angry mobs.

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2017-04-22
The robot tries the VR headset. Dilbert is amazed.

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2017-04-23
Total sales for the quarter were zero. The CEO had said the next version will be amazing, so nobody bought the current version.

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2017-04-24
Dilbert tells an interviewee they are looking for people who fit their company culture. The candidate asks what's so great about the culture that it can't be improved.

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2017-04-25
The Boss says company culture is their greatest strength. The engineers want to know what is that culture.

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2017-04-26
The Boss tells the employees the company culture is the best. The employees believe him because lying helps prevent conflict.

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2017-04-27
Dilbert wants to ensure his project doesn't conflict with company culture. The Boss thinks company culture is something about honesty.

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2017-04-28
Company culture is honesty, integrity, and return on investment. ROI is most important.

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2017-04-29
Would Wally prefer the privacy of an office or open collaboration of cubicles? Wally says he'd get no work done in a cubicle.

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2017-04-30
Dilbert didn't get any work done this week because the large tech companies wouldn't let him. He got constant interruptions with messages and ads.

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