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2016-08-01
The company's new phone is extra brittle and has a sleek, slippery case. Customers will either hide it with an ugly case or replace the phone three times a year.

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2016-08-02
Design psychology will be used in the company's apps to make them more addictive. That will turn people into upgrading zombies.

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2016-08-03
A woman says she's looking for a man who meets her 27 criteria for a relationship. Dilbert is looking for a woman who doesn't have 27 criteria.

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2016-08-04
The government asked the company to design a system to prevent drone attacks on the homeland.

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2016-08-05
The drone defence shield is coming along. There's a risk it will kill every bird in the sky on the first day.

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2016-08-06
The company is testing the drone defence shield. The Audubon Society has a problem with the dead birds.

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2016-08-07
Asok wants a job he can enjoy. Dilbert says work entails companies paying employees to do work that is unpleasant.

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2016-08-08
The engineers create a nickname for the Boss based on the work of Stephen Hawking. He gets named "The Black Hole."

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2016-08-09
Alice is always angry because of unrealistic expectations. Wally is never disappointed because he expects people to be ignorant and useless.

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2016-08-10
A coworker wants data by Friday. Wally says "God helps people who help themselves."

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2016-08-11
Wally says the company should have a private lactation room. He really wants a man cave at the office.

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2016-08-12
Wally turns the office lactation room into a man cave.

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2016-08-13
The Boss says someone turned the lactation room into a man cave. It has a recliner, a TV, and a coffee maker.

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2016-08-14
Dilbert is stressed out while Wally is stress-free. Wally says the financial reward for doing some work is identical to that for doing no work.

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2016-08-15
Asok is overworked because he doesn't know how to set priorities. Alice suggests ranking tasks by how much he hates the people who asked for them.

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2016-08-16
The Boss bought new software for their network. The vendor helped with the technical issues.

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2016-08-17
The Boss asks Dilbert to get all the cost savings the new vendor promised with the new software.

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2016-08-18
Wally's philosophy on life is to make the world a better place. Pay it forward? Wally is at the end of that sequence of events.

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2016-08-19
The Boss didn't create a meeting agenda so he freestyles with jargon. Then he asks the engineers to do something.

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2016-08-20
Dilbert goes to work every day yet the world is still a boiling cesspool of terribleness. It's like Dilbert is not even trying.

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2016-08-21
The Boss wants every employee to understand the company's income statement. So he goes over the high points in useless jargon.

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2016-08-22
Wally gets sent home for inappropriate office attire. Phase two of his plan involves a nap at home.

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2016-08-23
Catbert asks Wally to self-identify as a woman so the company can be supportive and win awards for being a great place to work.

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2016-08-24
Dogbert wants to build a particle accelerator in the basement. He'll use cardboard to keep the expenses down.

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2016-08-25
Dogbert announces a new fundamental particle he names Dogbertium. One of its properties is it only exists when people don't ask too many questions.

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2016-08-26
Dilbert submitted a paper about his discovery of a new particle called Dogbertium. The peer reviewers are easy to bribe.

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2016-08-27
Phil, the prince of insufficient light, accuses Alice of using her speaker phone in a cubicle environment. Phil does it too.

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2016-08-28
Dogbert's new business is selling new clothes for ghosts. People pay when they are alive and Dogbert provides ghost clothes after death.

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2016-08-29
Dogbert recommends firing an employee so there is more money for himself. The final cheque will be withheld until the fired guy creates all of Dogbert's PowerPoint slides.

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2016-08-30
Dogbert recommends doing all the things the employees have been telling the Boss to do.

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2016-08-31
The Boss said Dilbert never got back to him. Dilbert said he spent three hours on a email containing all the details.

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