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2016-02-01
Federal agents talk to the Boss about Asok. They think Asok is a terrorist and want to know how he ended up that way.

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2016-02-02
The FBI took away Asok on suspicion of being a terrorist. The Boss thinks something was wrong with Asok. Maybe Asok's boss, according to Dilbert.

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2016-02-03
Asok is interrogated by the FBI. Asok says he's a non-violent Hindu. However the agent is closer to being a terrorist that Asok is.

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2016-02-04
Asok returns after being held by the FBI for three weeks on suspicion of being a terrorist. Asok thinks the engineers were protesting outside the FBI building the entire time.

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2016-02-05
Wally programs the robot with all his knowledge so the robot can attend meetings on Wally's behalf.

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2016-02-06
The Boss gives Dilbert a hat to monitor Dilbert's brainwaves and warn him if he will fall asleep.

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2016-02-07
The Boss asks Carol to move his flight one hour earlier on Friday. She protests, saying that's an impossible task given the late date and the Boss's pickiness.

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2016-02-08
The Boss says the hat sensors reported Dilbert is not having work-related thoughts. The Boss needs to dock Dilbert's pay for all the leisure time at work.

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2016-02-09
Dilbert complains his job is turning him into Quasimodo. Tina wonders if it's Dilbert's posture or attitude.

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2016-02-10
Dilbert is not literally turning into Quasimodo, he tells Catbert. It's just a posture thing.

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2016-02-11
The CEO selects Dilbert as the new company mascot. Dilbert's bad posture speaks volumes about hard work and long hours.

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2016-02-12
Dilbert asks Wally how he keeps his posture so straight. Wally says to understand the root cause of poor posture in order to eliminate it.

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2016-02-13
Dogbert suggests yoga to improve Dilbert's posture. Dilbert thinks maybe he can meet an attractive woman at yoga as well.

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2016-02-14
The Boss says he heals really quickly, according to his doctor. It means the Boss is genetically gifted.

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2016-02-15
The Boss believes in the Ronald Reagan saying "trust, but verify." That's why the Boss empowers, yet micromanages.

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2016-02-16
Carol's babysitter cancelled for tonight so she asks Dilbert to babysit.

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2016-02-17
Dilbert Will babysit for Carol's kids. The kids won't do anything they're told, and don't respond to threats or consequences.

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2016-02-18
Dilbert will be babysitting for Carol, but she won't give him her mobile number. That's so her date won't be ruined by texting every ten minutes.

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2016-02-19
Catbert can't give Carol's home address to Dilbert even though he is babysitting for her tonight. It's against company policy.

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2016-02-20
Carol and her husband leave for their date even though Dilbert hasn't shown up to babysit.

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2016-02-21
Dilbert can complete the project in two weeks. He can do it faster but at a lower quality. Completion in one week will mean 50% of planned quality.

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2016-02-22
Carol is upset because Dilbert never showed up to babysit. Dilbert said she never gave him her address and turned off her mobile phone for date night.

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2016-02-23
Wally used the entire engineering portion of the budget just to learn the new technology. Wally is sorry the project didn't work out for the project manager.

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2016-02-24
Asok quits to become an Uber driver.

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2016-02-25
Asok is excited about working as an Uber driver. He only has to work 75 hours per week to pay the rent.

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2016-02-26
Asok asks the Boss for his job back. Driving for Uber was less glamorous than he thought.

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2016-02-27
Dilbert asks Asok when he was an Uber driver, if passengers ever got sick in his car. They all did.

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2016-02-28
At the hackers convention, a woman learns everything about Dilbert. She says he is falling in love with her.

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2016-02-29
How can Asok go back to this life after the freedom of being an Uber driver?
Note: Guest artist John Glynn.

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