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2015-09-01
The CEO says robots will be used for all jobs that are dangerous or demeaning. No one cares if a robot is killed.

2015-09-02
The Boss asks the robot to kill the CEO of their main competitor and make it look like an industrial accident.

2015-09-03
The robot has a checkbox for "do no harm". Yesterday, a robot murdered the CEO of the company's main competitor.

2015-09-04
Alice recommends designing a defect into their robots so they can be controlled. It must be a defect the robots think is an advantage.

2015-09-05
Dilbert got only four hours sleep. Topper hasn't slept since birth.

2015-09-06
The CEO hands out awards for the new laptop design. Alice, Dilbert and Wally accept awards, Wally for the power brick that weighs more than the laptop.

2015-09-07
All employees should be optimists because optimists believe anything you tell them, Catbert tells the Boss.

2015-09-08
Ted tells the Boss he has a bad feeling about his project so the Boss fires Ted for complaining too much.

2015-09-09
Dilbert questions the CEO why he gets paid a hundred times more. Dilbert invented the core technology. The CEO interviewed better.

2015-09-10
Asok asks the CEO to teach him how to be a success. The CEO advises Asok to stop doing everything because it isn't working.

2015-09-11
The Boss has an idea for a startup company. All he needs is an investor an an engineer to do the work. Alice says he has nothing.

2015-09-12
The Boss asks Dilbert to wrote some code for his side project. Dilbert thinks the Boss is bullying him to work for free.

2015-09-13
Character is how you act when no one is watching, the CEO says. Wally says that makes perfect sense because the CEO acts dumb in public.

2015-09-14
Dilbert hasn't done any work on the Boss's side project because he's too busy on his main work.

2015-09-15
The Boss can't give Dilbert a raise because the project wasn't finished on time. That's because Dilbert works on the Boss's personal project half the time.

2015-09-16
Tina ghostwrites an article for the Boss about success. He wants to look wise yet humble at the same time.

2015-09-17
The Boss hoards gold in case the world economy collapses. But he makes the mistake of telling too many people.

2015-09-18
The Boss hoards gold at his house in case the world economy collapses. Alice says he will trade it all for a sandwich.

2015-09-19
Dogbert became a member of the hairdresser Illuminati. It controls the world by manipulating hairstyles.

2015-09-20
The secret to success is hiring the right people. It takes a lot of skill to do that, the Boss says.

2015-09-21
Dogbert, a hairdresser Illuminati, gets a clients political views before giving him a new hairstyle.

2015-09-22
The CEO advises Alice to network more with male co-workers in order to break the glass ceiling.

2015-09-23
Alice tries to network with Ted by inviting him for lunch. Ted overreacts and says he's happily married.

2015-09-24
The CEO wants to keep expenses down. Dilbert saw the CEO's net worth so suspects the CEO wants even more for himself.

2015-09-25
The CEO, with his yacht that has an 18-hole golf course, and a jet landing strip, wants the engineers to do more with less.

2015-09-26
Wally says he is working twice as hard as ever before but most of it is happening inside his head where the Boss can't see it.

2015-09-27
Revenue is dropping, the CEO says, but a new strategy will fix everything. Dilbert wonders how the CEO knows it's a good strategy.

2015-09-28
Alice used to enjoy pointing to her watch and mocking people for being late but that doesn't work like it used to with wrist fitness monitors.

2015-09-29
Wally brags he did 20,000 steps yesterday. Alice is jealous he got twice as many as her.

2015-09-30
The Boss signed up for a martial arts class, called yoga.