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2015-08-01
The Boss asks an interviewee for his process on solving a problem. The candidate says he would ignore it for a week to find out if it was important.

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2015-08-02
The Boss asks for ideas for a tagline for the new product. Like "just do it".

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2015-08-03
A co-worker says he works sixty hours per week. Dilbert says he must be a lousy employee if he needs to work that many hours to keep his job.

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2015-08-04
The CEO says trusting yourself is the key to success. Dilbert asks if that applies even when he's wrong.

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2015-08-05
Ted died in his cubicle a week ago and they just found him. That's why he was a good listener.

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2015-08-06
A presenter asks for questions. Alice asks if he accidentally stabbed himself in the brain.

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2015-08-07
Dogbert says motivation is a form of magical thinking in which you imaging your words can turn useless people into high achievers.

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2015-08-08
Carol asks Dilbert for advice. Her son is trying to pick a major for college. Dilbert recommends banking.

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2015-08-09
Dilbert asks for time off as long hours are taking a toll on him. The Boss says that would defeat the point of being an employee.

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2015-08-10
Dilbert has always wanted to write a Sci-Fi novel. He asks Dogbert if he should follow his dreams.

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2015-08-11
Dilbert has writer's block. Dogbert recommends just starting to write.

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2015-08-12
Dilbert tells everyone he's working on a novel. He can use social influence for motivation.

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2015-08-13
Dilbert, who was supposed to be organising the company picnic, invents a brain stimulator to regulate his mood.

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2015-08-14
Dilbert wears a brain stimulator to avoid boredom while he's organising the company picnic.

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2015-08-15
Dilbert wears a brain stimulator to avoid boredom during conversations. He tests it with Tina who says she's a foodie.

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2015-08-16
A co-worker has a different personality type than Alice. One type is not better or worse, just different. She's competent, he's a waste of space.

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2015-08-17
With his brain stimulator, Dilbert can enjoy meetings no matter how boring they are. He gets paid and enjoys work.

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2015-08-18
Dilbert explains his brain stimulator to a woman at a party. She says she could not be attracted to a false personality.

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2015-08-19
Dilbert's brain stimulator malfunctioned for a moment and he killed Ted in a cafeteria brawl.

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2015-08-20
Police arrest Dilbert for killing Ted, even though it was a malfunction in his brain stimulator.

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2015-08-21
Dilbert explains to the police officer it was his brain stimulator that killed Ted, not Dilbert.

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2015-08-22
Dogbert, as Dilbert's lawyer, will argue Dilbert can't get a fair trial by jury because all the people like Dilbert are already in jail.

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2015-08-23
Dilbert meets a woman who works in an industry that will be destroyed by an app that he is building.

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2015-08-24
Robots Read News: Engineers cannot be found guilty of murder because good engineers know how to get away with murder.
Note: robots read news

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2015-08-25
The Boss likes to take long walks instead of having sit-down meetings. It's hard to walk, read, think, talk, and drink coffee at the same time.

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2015-08-26
The Boss survives falling off a bridge. The search team couldn't find him because he ended up a mile downstream.

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2015-08-27
The CEO announces replacing the company health plan with nano robots.

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2015-08-28
The company will inject nano robots into employee's bloodstreams to keep them free of disease and rewire their brains to be more effective.

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2015-08-29
The nano robots in Wally are slowing down. He is demotivating them and they are dying.

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2015-08-30
Everyone should act like entrepreneurs, but they can't take risks, act like a boss or get financial rewards.

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2015-08-31
Wally killed ten thousand medical nano robots in his blood, so is the biggest mass murderer of robots in history.

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