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2015-06-01
The Boss wonders how he can get followers on social media. Wally says to find a passion-inducing subject and write about it.

2015-06-02
The CEO tells the Boss not to do dumb things on social media and sets Catbert on the Boss for punishment.

2015-06-03
The CEO enjoys using Catbert to discipline disgruntled employees.

2015-06-04
The CEO's inspirational saying to Asok: You can't spell delegate without some of the letters in El Gato.

2015-06-05
The Boss says people are the company's most valuable asset. Dilbert and Alice will remind him of that when they ask for raises.

2015-06-06
Dilbert asks the Boss for permission to work only sixty hours this week. He needs the rest.

2015-06-07
Dick from the Internet introduces himself to Dilbert. He will attack anybody for any comment by making it sound absurd.

2015-06-08
Carol says there is cake in the break room for Scott's birthday. Dilbert doesn't want to celebrate or eat poison.

2015-06-09
The Boss says the company should make a smart watch, a better one than Apple.

2015-06-10
The Boss puts Dilbert in charge of the smart watch project. Dilbert thinks it is doomed from the start.

2015-06-11
Dilbert holds a brainstorming session for smart watch app ideas. Wally wants an app to make people left-handed.

2015-06-12
Wally creates a smart watch app that makes people slap other people.

2015-06-13
Ted says Dilbert's health sensors in the smart watch aren't working. They say Ted's heart will stop beating.

2015-06-14
A vendor changes the terms of a contract after the bidding process is closed. Dilbert has no choice but to agree.

2015-06-15
The health sensors and predictions Dilbert built into the smart watch are too good. People freak out when they have five minutes to live.

2015-06-16
Dilbert's health app predicts death and sends a five-minute warning. The warning comes with paid advertising.

2015-06-17
Alice has a history of dating men who become stalkers but this new guy is not like that at all.

2015-06-18
Alice breaks up with her boyfriend because he is too obsessed with his hobby, aerial photography.

2015-06-19
The Boss wants Dilbert to accompany him to a meeting. Dilbert doesn't think that would be useful.

2015-06-20
The Boss thinks they agreed to postpone the vendor selection. Dilbert thinks they agreed to stick with their existing vendor.

2015-06-21
Dilbert goes to an Elbonian coffee shop that has wi-fi with weak security.

2015-06-22
Wally didn't ask questions of the project leader so hasn't made any progress on the project.

2015-06-23
Dilbert discovers the assumptions behind the Boss's strategy are unfounded but the Boss won't change his strategy.

2015-06-24
Wally tells the Boss his strategy is a genius way to fight the last war.

2015-06-25
Dilbert, loaned to the government, writes an app to stop the worst cyber attack the country has seen.

2015-06-26
The government wants an agent to kill Dilbert and steal his app that stopped the worst cyber attack the country has seen.

2015-06-27
Dogbert advises Dilbert to change his identity and move away when the government threatened to kill him.

2015-06-28
Wally wants to copy Steve Jobs and practice meditation. It will look like he's napping to the Boss, though.

2015-06-29
Dilbert, on the run for a day, contacts Dogbert, who doesn't remember him.

2015-06-30
The government, looking for Dilbert, realises Dilbert is off the grid. Boredom will kill Dilbert in two days.