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2014-11-01
Dilbert thanks his meeting attendees for playing with their phones and not listening to what he said.

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2014-11-02
The Boss tries the time management method of touching each piece of paper only once. He is a bit too literal.

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2014-11-03
Phil visits Dilbert for wishing bad karma upon his coworkers.

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2014-11-04
The CEO told the media they have a better product coming soon, so sales dropped to zero. Then 95% of staff resigned because the CEO announced plans to fire 50% of them.

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2014-11-05
Catbert complains the CEO told the media they have a better product coming soon, so sales dropped to zero. Then 95% of staff resigned because the CEO announced plans to fire 50% of them.

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2014-11-06
Dilbert discovered a process that makes people buy things they don't need. He wants to destroy all his lab notes to rid the world of this process.

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2014-11-07
Catbert says the Egyptian Pharaohs killed their engineers who built the pyramids so they would never share their secrets. Dilbert says no, they didn't.

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2014-11-08
Asok asks if the company will ever have a career path from intern into anything else? Catbert says they would just have to find another intern.

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2014-11-09
The CEO announces they are launching a new artificial meat product, and the manufacturing plant is now fully automated by robots.

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2014-11-10
The CEO says they can only succeed if they work harder than their competitors. Then he has to run to get a massage on his super yacht.

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2014-11-11
Ted retired yesterday and dropped dead this morning. Catbert congratulates the Boss for working Ted to death.

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2014-11-12
The Boss says they will mourn the untimely passing of their beloved colleague Ted.

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2014-11-13
The Boss asks Carol to organise a memorial for Ted. Cake and balloons in the break room should be tasteful enough.

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2014-11-14
The CEO decides to hire a co-CEO to share his job, even though it doesn't mean getting paid the same while doing half the work.

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2014-11-15
The CEO doesn't get along with his co-CEO, so asks Dogbert to be a third co-CEO as a tiebreaker.

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2014-11-16
Dilbert didn't meet any of his goals for the year. Dilbert blames it on the Boss for not keeping up with the evolving industry.

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2014-11-17
Dogbert offers to split duties with his co-CEO. Dogbert will attend boring meetings and the co-CEO will do publicity stunts.

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2014-11-18
Dilbert tells Dogbert that the co-CEO died while kite surfing some rapids.

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2014-11-19
Dogbert offers Wally ten percent of his income if Wally does Dogbert's job. Then Wally offers the same deal to Asok.

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2014-11-20
Catbert tells Dogbert the board has approved a $100 million golden parachute if he quits now.

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2014-11-21
The CEO got rehired and looks for people who celebrated his firing.

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2014-11-22
Dilbert is not sure how to respond to an RFP because their products don't do what the RFP specifies. Should he give up or lie about features.

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2014-11-23
Wally asks to work from home on "bring your kid to work" day. The Boss doesn't trust Wally.

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2014-11-24
Dilberts says they had the winning bid for the project. But they don't make the product, nor can they make it for the price that was bid.

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2014-11-25
Dilbert says he will launch the beta version in two months. Everyone at the meeting laughs.

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2014-11-26
The Boss asks Dilbert if he will meet the launch deadline. Dilbert says no because there were unexpected problems.

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2014-11-27
Dilbert asks the Boss if he has a plan for if the business plan fails. The Boss says only losers plan for failures.

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2014-11-28
Dilbert wants to tell a coworker how he should have engineered the project instead of whatever was done.

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2014-11-29
Alice is relaxed after her vacation. How soon before the relaxation will last?

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2014-11-30
Dilbert doesn't want the Boss's feedback on performance. Dilbert doesn't want to have the Boss belittle him about things he doesn't understand.

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