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2014-06-01
Dilbert did everything listed in the Boss's email about things successful people do. But Dilbert is still not successful. Dilbert says it was a waste of time.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 144

2014-06-02
The Boss praises Dilbert's performance but can't give him a raise because Dilbert used job performance enhancing drugs.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 145

2014-06-03
Wally banishes Dilbert's performance enhancing drugs, returning Dilbert to normal.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 145

2014-06-04
The Robot says humans will only need to do creative jobs in the future, if the engineers work hard.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 145

2014-06-05
The robot cuts off Topper's head when Topper tries to out-do the robot.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 146

2014-06-06
Dilbert complains to the Boss his job is like being buried alive in a burlap bag full of starving rats.

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2014-06-07
Alan, a marketing guy says his job is to spray perfume on skunks. Dilbert says his job is to resist killing Alan.

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2014-06-08
Alan brings his son to "Bring your kid to the cesspool day," to show them how horrible it is to work there.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 147

2014-06-09
The company announced huge losses but the stock went up because analysts thought it would be worse. Wally uses the same strategy on his performance review.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 148

2014-06-10
Dilbert says "we don't know what we don't know." A co-worker claims he invented that saying.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 148

2014-06-11
Winning at anything boosts your testosterone. The Boss asks one of the engineers to clean the mould out of the fridge.

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2014-06-12
Abusive management has reduced Dilbert's testosterone levels. Alice attacks him for that.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 149

2014-06-13
The Boss gives Dilbert some dark chocolate because studies show it makes you think better. Dilbert is surprised the Boss is actually making sense.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 149

2014-06-14
The Boss tells Catbert he feels much better because he just ate three pounds of chocolate.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 149

2014-06-15
Alice tells Dilbert optimists die younger, and optimism makes him look ignorant.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 150

2014-06-16
Dogbert the consultant recommends a company-wide transformation to make them more competitive, which will ensure Dogbert is well paid.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 151

2014-06-17
Dilbert resists change, the Boss says. Dilbert says he only resists terrible ideas.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 151

2014-06-18
Jeff has to prove everyone wrong. It's like a reflex action and can't stop himself.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 151

2014-06-19
A marketing guy wants Wally to sign a non-disclosure statement. Wally says it's not required because no one believes what he says anyway.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 152

2014-06-20
Dilbert was beaten up by strangers for wearing the company's new glasses product with a camera.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 152

2014-06-21
Two men threaten Dilbert because he's wearing glasses with a camera. Dilbert responds by shooting flames out of the glasses.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 152

2014-06-22
The Boss asks Dilbert to change his recommendation to the opposite of what he wrote and send it for approval. Dilbert doesn't think it's worth it.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 153

2014-06-23
Wally says success depends on who you know. He only knows losers like Dilbert so is suffering for that.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 154

2014-06-24
The Boss asks an interviewee what he does in his spare time. The candidate says he visits orphanages and gives back rubs to babies.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 154

2014-06-25
The Boss's management style has created a black hole. It absorbs important emails from employees.

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2014-06-26
The company officers came up with a new company slogan: Shtop spitting ahn me when you talk!

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2014-06-27
Wally plans to improve his life by also listening to podcasts while drinking coffee and surfing.

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2014-06-28
Wally tells Catbert he has a work-related injury and needs a year off with pay. His buttocks hurt from too much sitting.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 155

2014-06-29
Dilbert phones tech support and explains he is a trained engineer who has already tried reinstalling software and rebooting several times.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 156

2014-06-30
Dilbert didn't do anything productive this month, the Boss says. Dilbert said he did mandatory training that has no use, attended mandatory meetings and filled in paperwork.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 157