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2014-05-01
Dilbert prepared PowerPoint slides for the Boss. He dumbed down the technical stuff for the investors.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 131

2014-05-02
Wally reports his project is coming along great. It's on time and under budget. The Boss doesn't believe him.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 131

2014-05-03
In an interview, Dilbert asks the candidate why he left his last position as a publicist for a famous magician. He forgot to tell anyone the magician was doing a month-long trick.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 131

2014-05-04
The Boss asks if anyone has a billion-dollar ideas. The engineers respond they'll keep those ideas for themselves and reveal the lame ones.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 132

2014-05-05
The CEO asked everyone to give one percent of their work time to a charitable cause. Dilbert asks if that includes the 110% of the time the Boss had asked for last week.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 133

2014-05-06
Wally reports last week, his charity work involved teaching unemployed people how to interview for jobs.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 133

2014-05-07
The Boss asks Dilbert if he's sure the data is correct. Dilbert responds he's been supplying incorrect data for years and this is the first time the Boss has asked.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 133

2014-05-08
The Boss complains to Catbert interviews are awkward because no questions have been approved by HR yet. Catbert starts giggling.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 134

2014-05-09
The CEO says employees who exercise are healthier. Wally responds those in poor health don't exercise.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 134

2014-05-10
The Boss asks if Dilbert saw his email response to Dilbert's business plan. Dilbert wonders if it was rambling and disjointed and shows no understanding of the problem or solution.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 134

2014-05-11
The Boss digs into Dilbert's record on the employee tracking system. Dilbert wanders around, has low levels of caffeine and his typos are way up.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 135

2014-05-12
Dilbert asks the Boss if he can take vacation next week. The Boss says sure, as long as Dilbert works twice as hard this week.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 136

2014-05-13
Dilbert says people can't focus because of digital distractions. Wally wasn't listening and Dilbert can't repeat it because he lost interest.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 136

2014-05-14
Wally tells the Boss the digital age distractions have ruined his ability to have a conversation on a topic longer than five seconds.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 136

2014-05-15
A woman at a party tries to guess why Dilbert is wearing a computer wristband and plugged in glasses.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 137

2014-05-16
Dilbert asks the Garbageman how much wearable tech he can wear before turning into a cyborg. The Garbageman says they're already just a software simulation.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 137

2014-05-17
The Boss says having a friend at work makes a person more engaged. That means he can cut their pay and they won't quit.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 137

2014-05-18
Alice didn't answer Dilbert's IM, email, text, or phone calls, so he shows up in person.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 138

2014-05-19
Phishing scams keep working because stupid people keep falling for them.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 139

2014-05-20
The Boss tells Catbert he lost all his money to a phishing scam. Catbert tries in vain to control his laughter.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 139

2014-05-21
Alice wrote a blog post to defend the Boss, where he didn't do any of the ten things every leader should do. And yet he still gets paid.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 139

2014-05-22
The Boss tells a psychologist his subordinates aren't supportive. She suggests he might have troll DNA.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 140

2014-05-23
The Boss tells the CEO they have a problem with early adopters of the wearable tech. The CEO wonders if no one wants to go first, but the Boss says it's not that. The engineers look like freaks.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 140

2014-05-24
According to a customer survey, the most requested software feature is a flying car.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 140

2014-05-25
The Boss wants employees who can say no to him. Wally says that's the dumbest thing he's ever heard.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 141

2014-05-26
The Boss criticises Dilbert for not using his large-screen smartphone while walking from place to place. It's like stealing from the company.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 142

2014-05-27
Used batteries are to be discarded in a special box in the break room. Then they'll be dumped into the regular trash in the landfill.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 142

2014-05-28
Alice gets the nomination for the Good Attitude Award. She yells at the Boss for a giving out a useless award.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 142

2014-05-29
Dilbert missed all his goals and blamed it on poor management. He'll go into details when he does his review of management. So the Boss revises his appraisal to say Dilbert's doing great.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 143

2014-05-30
The Boss injects Dilbert with performance enhancing drugs to make him more motivated and competitive.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 143

2014-05-31
Alice is attracted to Dilbert, who has been injected with job performance enhancing drugs.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 143