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2013-11-01
The Boss opens the floor for brainstorming ideas. Dilbert suggests they ignore all studies that say brainstorming doesn't work.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 53

2013-11-02
The Boss says Tina didn't write up the best ideas from the brainstorming session.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 53

2013-11-03
The CEO says they can only succeed when they treat each other with respect. Then he gets upset because he thinks Dilbert is recording him.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 54

2013-11-04
Dilbert complains his good cables are stolen from the lab and are replaced with defective ones. He has to waste hours stealing them back.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 55

2013-11-05
Dilbert asks Alice who constantly keeps taking his good cables from the lab and replacing them with defective ones.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 55

2013-11-06
Alice tries to shut down Skype on her desktop.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 55

2013-11-07
Dilbert asks the Boss why he has to carry a company phone plus his own phone. Maybe because company policy was written by time-traveling chimps from the fifties.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 56

2013-11-08
The Boss thanks himself for providing great leadership on the project. The others did OK too, but only because he threatened to fire them.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 56

2013-11-09
Dilbert says he doesn't like his tasks at work, nor the people, or the commute, the money is not good enough, plus he's not improving the world.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 56

2013-11-10
A vendor says his device is 100% compatible with Dilbert's system even though he doesn't know which system it is.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 57

2013-11-11
Dilbert shows off a new biometric sensor on the company's new smartphone prototype.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 58

2013-11-12
The Boss says anyone whose phone rings during this meeting will be fired immediately. Then his own phone rings.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 58

2013-11-13
The Boss works while listening to Dilbert because he's good at multitasking.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 58

2013-11-14
The company's new strategy is to lower their prices to increase sales. This will cut their profit margin to zero by starting a price war, Dilbert says.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 59

2013-11-15
The Boss sees himself as a Steve Jobs.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 59

2013-11-16
Wally convinces the Boss to wear a helmet by saying their competitors developed technology for reading brain waves at a distance.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 59

2013-11-17
Wally has something the experts call "sitting disease" and plans to walk around and drink coffee to combat it.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 60

2013-11-18
Alice thanks a man for being flexible in negotiations. He's a good sport, or good loser, or just a loser.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 61

2013-11-19
Dilbert tells a woman he's an engineer so has excellent employment potential and can fix things around the house. She wants to know about his social skills.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 61

2013-11-20
Wally says the Boss's job is to match employees with the right assignments. Wally's projects failed which means the Boss did a terrible job.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 61

2013-11-21
Dilbert has no creativity because the Boss's management style drains all his energy to stay out of trouble.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 62

2013-11-22
The CEO thanks the engineers for their project updates. He didn't understand any of their technical talk, but that didn't matter.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 62

2013-11-23
A great leader hires good people and gives them freedom to do their jobs. However, the Boss doesn't have the budget to hire good people, so he has to micromanage the half-wits that he can afford.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 62

2013-11-24
The Boss drinks coffee with Wally and Dilbert and says wise things about business. The only reason to have meetings is to make decisions, he says.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 63

2013-11-25
Dogbert offers to sell the rights to use Linux for one million dollars, then pay for every upgrade.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 64

2013-11-26
Wally tells the Boss lazy people are the best because they find shortcuts. Wally, however, is useless, not lazy.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 64

2013-11-27
The company's Christmas party will be in January because December is too busy.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 64

2013-11-28
A government man tells Wally they've been monitoring his Internet activity. Half his department went blind from it.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 65

2013-11-29
The government uses Wally's browser history as a firewall against Elbonian hackers. Anyone who looks at it will become blind and crazy.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 65

2013-11-30
The Boss wants thought diversity, so looks for that in his hiring. Alice says he'll end up with people who can't agree.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 65