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2013-09-01
Dilbert meets a guy he's been avoiding for six months, even though the guy has been trying to contact Dilbert.

2013-09-02
Asok puts in budget estimates like the Boss requested. It makes a shrub sprout from his iPad.

2013-09-03
Alice erupts when she is constantly interrupted.

2013-09-04
Catbert says big companies say they no longer hire people with prestigious degrees. That's just a ploy to get smaller companies to hire idiots.

2013-09-05
The Boss ignores an applicant's resume. Instead he looks up the candidate's history on the Internet.

2013-09-06
All of the company's data and backups are lost, so Dilbert steals it from the government's secret database.

2013-09-07
Government operatives visit Dilbert to discuss his stealing of sensitive information.

2013-09-08
Dilbert gets a five percent raise if he finishes his project in a year. Dilbert will gladly give that up to avoid doubling his workload.

2013-09-09
Dilbert has been arrested for stealing data the government stole from them.

2013-09-10
Government operatives waterboard Dilbert. Dilbert starts to enjoy it.

2013-09-11
Government operatives put Dilbert into solitary to make him tell how he stole government data.

2013-09-12
Dilbert goes to the Elbonian embassy. It consists of the ambassador, a card table and two chairs.

2013-09-13
Dilbert seeks asylum in an Elbonian embassy. There is not much technology there.

2013-09-14
Government operatives visit Dilbert's Mom, and ask her to talk Dilbert into leaving the Elbonian embassy so he can be executed for treason.

2013-09-15
The Boss says no product changes with out change orders. The change order forms aren't available and it would require a change order to make them available.

2013-09-16
Dilbert returns from being on the run, after changing government databases and deleting the case against him.

2013-09-17
Dogbert becomes a professional liar, to provide alibis, references, etc
Note: Scott Adams appears in a monitor, drawing Dogbert.

2013-09-18
Dogbert shows how successful companies innovate: replace dimwitted employees with smart ones, then fire the managers.

2013-09-19
Dilbert's innovations happen all in his head. Not much gets out, though.

2013-09-20
The Boss asks Dilbert why he's taking so long on the project. Dilbert says the data model is complex and there was no integration testing.

2013-09-21
Dilbert asks the Boss for his opinion on code consistency versus best practices for legacy systems.

2013-09-22
Dilbert is in a panic about his presentation tomorrow. He and Wally imagine the worst that could go wrong.

2013-09-23
The CEO says the corporate structure is so complicated he has no idea where their money comes from.

2013-09-24
The CEO hires Dogbert to be an executive coach. He asks Dogbert to not ask him to do anything differently.

2013-09-25
Dogbert coaches the CEO, and says CEO's are more likely to be psychopaths.

2013-09-26
Even though Dilbert shows her a scientific study, Alice doesn't care and still think she's right.

2013-09-27
A woman is drawn to guys who treat her poorly, so Dilbert calls her crazy.

2013-09-28
With optogenetic technology, an evil genius from marketing changes Asok's preferences.

2013-09-29
Dilbert tries to buy something from a store but they don't have it in stock. So he buys it online instead.

2013-09-30
Asok's preferences were tweaked by marketing. Some of them, like being a gay anarchist, are a big adjustment.