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2013-08-01
An employee survey says 98% of staff had no confidence in management, so management makes sure they'll never get a low score again.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 14

2013-08-02
The Boss hasn't responded to Dilbert's email, text message, voice mail or note.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 14

2013-08-03
As the workspace downsized, engineer's productivity went down. So management will try more of the same.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 14

2013-08-04
The conference call went better than Dilbert expected. Setting up collaboration tools, a disagreement over goals, and bad acoustics were just minor problems.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 15

2013-08-05
The Boss asks the engineers not to ask any questions during the CEO's visit. And don't stare at him, either.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 16

2013-08-06
Wally is not married but his wifi meets all his social and intellectual needs.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 16

2013-08-07
Wally says his mother put a warm thermos of coffee in his crib then went out for the day.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 16

2013-08-08
The Boss says the CEO has a vague new strategy and says the engineers won't care about it.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 17

2013-08-09
Instead of firing Ted, the Boss sends him to the banishment room, following the Japanese practice of hoping Ted will be so bored he will quit.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 17

2013-08-10
An aggressive recruiter is looking for passive job seekers, so talks with Wally. Wally falls asleep in front of him.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 17

2013-08-11
Dilbert asks the Boss to approve a software purchase. The Boss asks for a legal review first. The lawyer wants to know if it's an open source license.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 18

2013-08-12
Two job recruiters fight over Wally. One ties Wally to his chair until he wakes up.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 19

2013-08-13
The government wants access to the company's records to look for terrorists. The Boss gives them everything.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 19

2013-08-14
The government wants to look at the Boss's colonoscopy to check for terrorists. That feels like a violation of privacy.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 19

2013-08-15
Dilbert wears a biosensor so the company can monitor his health.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 20

2013-08-16
Wally gets booted off the executive fast track. He failed their sociopath module.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 20

2013-08-17
The Boss considers Carol to be family. She is offended by who she is lumped in with.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 20

2013-08-18
Phil reviews Wally's accomplishments for the quarter. Phil says they really don't mean anything as Wally is just in the right place at the right time.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 21

2013-08-19
Dilbert asks Dogbert to motivate him for the day. Dogbert says it's a cold, uncaring universe.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 22

2013-08-20
Dilbert asks the Boss to increase Dilbert's motivation. Even an insincere attaboy would be good.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 22

2013-08-21
Wally practices his urgent-looking walk. This is to appear like he's working on important stuff and can't waste five seconds.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 22

2013-08-22
Wally is nominated for an Academy Award for portraying an employee who does actual work.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 23

2013-08-23
Wally dresses for the job he wants, not the job he has. The Boss is offended Wally is naked.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 23

2013-08-24
Mordac is de-motivated when he learns his job will be outsourced or distributed among different organisations.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 23

2013-08-25
Wally presents a disaster-preparedness plan with plans for famine, alien invasion, and Earth colliding with an asteroid. The Boss is not impressed.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 24

2013-08-26
The new guy calls in sick on his first day because he has trouble getting dressed.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 25

2013-08-27
The Boss has a black eye because he accidentally punches himself while pulling up his blanket in bed.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 25

2013-08-28
The Boss doesn't want to give his opinion so as not not influence Dilbert's recommendation. Dilbert says he's not influenced by the Boss anyway.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 25

2013-08-29
A robot delivers coffee to Wally and describes how it killed a man who tried to take the last cup.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 26

2013-08-30
The robot complains to the Boss about his trivial assignments.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 26

2013-08-31
The Boss needs a budget estimate for the project. Dilbert shouts numbers until the Boss thinks one sounds reasonable.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 26