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2013-07-01
Dilbert would feel more loyal if the company acknowledged his contributions.

Book: I Sense a Coldness to Your Mentoring, page: 122

2013-07-02
Dilbert asks for the Boss's input on a complicated issue. The Boss wants Dilbert to run it by someone else.

Book: I Sense a Coldness to Your Mentoring, page: 122

2013-07-03
The media says the CEO is overpaid compared to other CEOs. The CEO asks Catbert to do a benchmark study comparing his salary to Larry Ellison.

Book: I Sense a Coldness to Your Mentoring, page: 122

2013-07-04
In 2018, Dilbert dates with virtual reality. His date says his cyborg tech is hot but his organic bits are not.

Book: I Sense a Coldness to Your Mentoring, page: 123

2013-07-05
Wally migrated their northern data centre to the cloud, then the cloud stopped working.

Book: I Sense a Coldness to Your Mentoring, page: 123

2013-07-06
The Boss says tomorrow will be a planned power outage but everyone must come to work and sit at their desks.

Book: I Sense a Coldness to Your Mentoring, page: 123

2013-07-07
Dilbert must review a sixty-page contract renewal, compare it to the original and get buy-in from 17 managers who hate the Boss.

Book: I Sense a Coldness to Your Mentoring, page: 124

2013-07-08
Wally wants to know what he can do while the power is out.

Book: I Sense a Coldness to Your Mentoring, page: 125

2013-07-09
The Boss offers Dilbert a two percent raise. Dilbert says he will lower the quality of his work until that feels fair.

Book: I Sense a Coldness to Your Mentoring, page: 125

2013-07-10
Wally has two jobs and outsources them to Elbonia. Wally denies this to the Boss.

Book: I Sense a Coldness to Your Mentoring, page: 125

2013-07-11
The Boss introduces the "Eureka Program" to recognise the best ideas from the employees.

Book: I Sense a Coldness to Your Mentoring, page: 126

2013-07-12
A co-worker complains to Wally he attends meetings but never adds value. Wally says he's more of a big idea guy.

Book: I Sense a Coldness to Your Mentoring, page: 126

2013-07-13
An executive retreat takes three days to come up with a policy name with the acronym P.O.O.P.

Book: I Sense a Coldness to Your Mentoring, page: 126

2013-07-14
Dilbert wants to get a website unblocked but can't make it through the bureaucracy to do it.

Book: I Sense a Coldness to Your Mentoring, page: 127

2013-07-15
Wally's business cars has a missing digit on his phone number and a missing @ symbol on his email address.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 7

2013-07-16
Wally works best under pressure so waits until the deadline to come up before doing work. Unless something important comes up.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 7

2013-07-17
The Boss asks the CEO to be his mentor. The CEO doesn't want anyone to understand his job.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 7

2013-07-18
The Boss complains to Dogbert the trucks for the Dogbert Offsite Document Storage Service look like garbage trucks.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 8

2013-07-19
The Boss tells the CEO the offsite document storage costs are out of control.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 8

2013-07-20
Wally and his mentor do everything the same.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 8

2013-07-21
A woman tells Dilbert she is self-sufficient in her life and doesn't need anyone else.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 9

2013-07-22
Dogbert invents a digital currency called the Bertcoin. He soon will control all the money in the world.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 10

2013-07-23
Ratbert mines Bertcoins but loses them to a Somali pirate.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 10

2013-07-24
Carol says to ignore the revisions she sent because the Boss revised them again.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 10

2013-07-25
Wally is the first employee to fail the ethics course. He says the answers are subjective and there are no right answers.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 11

2013-07-26
Wally fails the online ethics course again so he's put on the management fast track.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 11

2013-07-27
Wally's brain scan shows he has management potential. There's coffee filling the ethics part of his brain.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 11

2013-07-28
Wally was empowered and gave himself permission to attend week-long training.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 12

2013-07-29
Wally gets tested for the management fast track. To punch a weasel, and catch a bag of money and a baby.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 13

2013-07-30
The CEO mentors Wally until Wally's intestines end up in his skull.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 13

2013-07-31
Wally is asked to attend a meeting. He says he'll teleconference.

Book: Go Add Value Someplace Else, page: 13