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2013-04-01
Wally says the company's mission, vision, strategy, road map and core values are not aligned. So he will not be able to do anything productive.

2013-04-02
The new product is cannibalising the old product, Dilbert reports. The CEO is the victim of a bully.

2013-04-03
The CEO wonders when a robot could replace him. The robot says pretty soon, as long as he removes his empathy chip.

2013-04-04
Wally uses the robot for telepresence. He's actually in the men's room.

2013-04-05
A user interface designer creates a black case with black buttons. The interface will be invisible in normal light.

2013-04-06
Dogbert meets a monster named Stanky Bathurd who writes tax code.

2013-04-07
The Boss asks Dilbert to install the new firewall. Dilbert says no because all problems are blamed on the firewall.

2013-04-08
A sadistic monster says the best part is being able to write the tax code.

2013-04-09
The tax monster says the tax code is so complicated even God would be confused.

2013-04-10
Dogbert watches a monster write the overly-complicated tax code.

2013-04-11
Dilbert asks the Boss why they don't have an employee bus like Google does.

2013-04-12
Alice threatens the robot for interrupting her in a meeting.

2013-04-13
Alice had killed the robot, but it had uploaded its personality to the Internet to haunt Alice.

2013-04-14
While larger companies are focussed on making a better television set, Wally proposes making a digital couch that includes a butt warmer, surround sound, a bottle opener and a back scratcher.

2013-04-15
An Elbonian brags about a new missile that will make their enemies tremble with fear.

2013-04-16
The CEO wants a ping-pong table installed so it looks like a great place to work. It must be in a central place on the floor so it is disruptive to all.

2013-04-17
Dogbert creates misleading statistics on the past performance of his investment fund.

2013-04-18
The Boss rejects Dilbert's plan for political reasons he can't share. So Dilbert will come back with nonsense to see what makes it past the filter.

2013-04-19
The Boss is using the engineers to thwart his company rival.

2013-04-20
Studies show well-rested people are more productive. So Wally wants to take a nap.

2013-04-21
Wally teaches Asok how to tolerate coworkers. He starts by demonstrating the "trust fall."

2013-04-22
Dilbert shows the Boss a prototype of a device that will change the world and earn Dilbert a big promotion.

2013-04-23
A marketing guy says they need to think more like their customers. So he asks the engineers to write fictional biographies that describe typical daily lives of customers.

2013-04-24
Dilbert thinks he should rely more on intuition. Dogbert says that's the same as guessing.

2013-04-25
The Boss learned from his parents that he could be anything if he worked hard.

2013-04-26
Asok will read a book on how to get rich quick.

2013-04-27
Asok meets the CEO at the elevator. He asks the CEO the secret of success.

2013-04-28
Bonuses are based on the usual formula, the Boss says. A combination of the performance of people they don't know, plus pure luck.

2013-04-29
The Boss advises Asok to do what he loves. Asok loves eating bread.

2013-04-30
Asok complains he is fat. Dogbert interrupts the strip to say the punchline occurred in the first panel.