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2013-02-01
The Boss asks Dilbert for yet another task but does not set priorities. So Dilbert will devote 3.7% of his energy to it.

2013-02-02
The Boss receives an offer to base jump from the international space station.

2013-02-03
The Boss says an interview candidate reminds him of Alice years ago. She was happy until she started working there.

2013-02-04
Alice complains to Asok for a meeting that stole an hour of her life. She now claims him as an indentured servant.

2013-02-05
Alice says she can control reality by creating fake websites and manipulating search engine results.

2013-02-06
The company will no longer supply free beer on Fridays. It started as team building, but degenerated into forklift jousting in the warehouse.

2013-02-07
Dilbert is concerned about the ten thousand hours of practice to be good at anything. Dogbert thinks anyone doing the same thing for ten thousand hours has a mental disorder.

2013-02-08
Dilbert didn't do the assignment the Boss wanted because the Boss didn't describe it well. There was an unclear e-mail and no answers to followup questions.

2013-02-09
The Boss and Dilbert do some corporate yoga, to make themselves more into leaders.

2013-02-10
Dilbert works at home one day and Dogbert doesn't like it. So Dogbert interrupts Dilbert constantly asking him to check his social media.

2013-02-11
A co-worker says he enjoys restoring old cars. Dilbert and Wally think that's a very useless hobby.

2013-02-12
The Boss says the secret of good managing is to hire people smarter than him. He'll try that next time.

2013-02-13
The CEO says the company must form an emotional bond with their customers. Wally wants to know if fantasising counts.
Note: On his blog, Scott Adams says this is his favourite type of humour even if it's not popular with readers.

2013-02-14
The Boss stops by and asks Dilbert how it's going. Dilbert responds he has a high workload and long hours.

2013-02-15
Next week all the meetings will be "stand-ups". Dilbert asks if the root causes of problems can be traced to chairs.

2013-02-16
The CEO tells the Boss employees with "values" must be empowered. So the company needs "values".

2013-02-17
An interface designer tells Dilbert he hasn't started making changes yet. Instead, he did work for people who yelled at him every day.

2013-02-18
The Boss says everyone should have a sense of urgency. Wally uses most of his energy pretending to work, but he can add fake urgency if needed.

2013-02-19
The Boss tells Dilbert new software will interrupt him every five minutes to prevent carpal tunnel.

2013-02-20
The CEO says a leader should admit when he's wrong. But it won't work for him because he's never wrong.

2013-02-21
Dilbert looks at NASA's asteroid tracking satellite and sees one headed toward earth.

2013-02-22
The company is the low bidder on the new asteroid intercept missile. The fate of earth depends on them.

2013-02-23
The company built a nuclear rocket to blast incoming asteroids but it's delayed because they didn't use the corporate font on the nose cone.

2013-02-24
Dilbert invites Asok to the code mocking. A new engineer is required to mock the previous engineer's code in a public way.

2013-02-25
Dilbert says the new product has lots of new features the engineers suggested and now it's worthlessly complex.

2013-02-26
The corporate lawyer says the company is being sued for patent infringement by a small company.

2013-02-27
Dogbert, ergonomic consultant, says standing is good.

2013-02-28
The Boss says he's a natural leader because of his communication skills. Dilbert doesn't understand why the Boss is talking.