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2012-08-01
Loud Howard introduces a man from an unnamed government agency, who wants the company to create a computer virus to attack Elbonian missile factories.

Book: Your New Job Title is "Accomplice", page: 116

2012-08-02
The CEO says profits are down but that doesn't matter because his annual compensation is increased to sixty million.

Book: Your New Job Title is "Accomplice", page: 117

2012-08-03
The Boss wants to finish the project even if it means working all night. After that inspiring speech, he goes home.

Book: Your New Job Title is "Accomplice", page: 117

2012-08-04
Dilbert offers a prospective customer water from the restroom sink. The company can't afford bottled water.

Book: Your New Job Title is "Accomplice", page: 117

2012-08-05
The Boss sends Wally to an engineers' conference in the hopes another company will entice him away.

Book: Your New Job Title is "Accomplice", page: 118

2012-08-06
A potential customer doesn't want to do business because Dilbert could only offer him water from the restroom sink.

Book: Your New Job Title is "Accomplice", page: 119

2012-08-07
The Boss hires an intern for his intern.

Book: Your New Job Title is "Accomplice", page: 119

2012-08-08
Asok the intern introduces his new intern to Carol.

Book: Your New Job Title is "Accomplice", page: 119

2012-08-09
Wally says he worked nights for a month to prepare a detailed quote for a customer. The customer then used the quote to get a better deal from their current supplier.

Book: Your New Job Title is "Accomplice", page: 120

2012-08-10
Tina meets the new intern to the intern, who must pay a resort fee to use the restroom.

Book: Your New Job Title is "Accomplice", page: 120

2012-08-11
Asok the intern sympathises with his intern, and describes what would happen if Asok gets into a serious accident.

Book: Your New Job Title is "Accomplice", page: 120

2012-08-12
Wally presents the Boss with a list of twelve elements of great managing. If the Boss does everything on the list, Wally might be productive.

Book: Your New Job Title is "Accomplice", page: 121

2012-08-13
Wally cold-calls prospective customers by visiting an online video chat site.

Book: Your New Job Title is "Accomplice", page: 122

2012-08-14
The Boss asks an interview candidate how to diagnose a buffer overflow problem. The candidate responds he would put the circuit board into water and look for bubbles.

Book: Your New Job Title is "Accomplice", page: 122

2012-08-15
The CEO says Google has offered $100 million for the company just to get the engineers. Dilbert wants to do an end-run around the CEO.

Book: Your New Job Title is "Accomplice", page: 122

2012-08-16
The CEO reads a speech that says he agreed to sell the company to Google so they can get the engineers.

Book: Your New Job Title is "Accomplice", page: 123

2012-08-17
An Elbonian asks for a loan from Dogbert's International Bank for Bailing Out Countries that are Bad at Math. He says their treasury is empty and they don't know why.

Book: Your New Job Title is "Accomplice", page: 123

2012-08-18
An employee being downsized doesn't want jargon or euphemisms, just straight talk.

Book: Your New Job Title is "Accomplice", page: 123

2012-08-19
Dogbert advises the Boss to act more like an entrepreneur, like decisions and motivation

Book: Your New Job Title is "Accomplice", page: 124

2012-08-20
The Boss tries to figure out what motivates Alice. It's not positive or negative feedback.

Book: Your New Job Title is "Accomplice", page: 125

2012-08-21
The Boss says a good manager tailors his leadership style to each employee, so pokes an employee with a sharpened pool cue.

Book: Your New Job Title is "Accomplice", page: 125

2012-08-22
The Boss announces the company will bet on a new product. Dilbert replied Google brought out the same product and gave it away for free, then killed because of lack of interest.

Book: Your New Job Title is "Accomplice", page: 125

2012-08-23
Elbonian hackers stole usernames and passwords from the company's servers so data werewolves were sent in to track down those responsible.

Book: Your New Job Title is "Accomplice", page: 126

2012-08-24
The CEO announces the company will stop pretending their products are always on sale and instead offer low prices all the time. Their average customer is smart enough to realise they are the same.

Book: Your New Job Title is "Accomplice", page: 126

2012-08-25
Dogbert explains how dumb customers feel like smart shoppers because the company always has fake 50% off sales.

Book: Your New Job Title is "Accomplice", page: 126

2012-08-26
The Boss doesn't want to give Alice a raise because then she would make more money than him. But he can't explain his reason to Alice very well.

Book: Your New Job Title is "Accomplice", page: 127

2012-08-27
Wally will give his input to a co-worker by Friday -- unless something comes up.

Book: not collected

2012-08-28
Ratbert and Bob talk like idiots. Lipstick on pig, deliverable is actionable, blah blah blah.

Book: not collected

2012-08-29
The Boss wants to rely more on intuition instead of market research. Wally and Dilbert are in favour of it because it might bring his chances of success up to 50%.

Book: not collected

2012-08-30
Dilbert always puts his time toward low-priority tasks because he's rational, and only works on tasks that are likely to give him some kind of reward.

Book: not collected

2012-08-31
The Boss introduces his daughter to Alice. His daughter wants to become a trophy wife for a blind guy.

Book: not collected