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2012-07-01
Mordac introduces facial recognition network security, and requires plastic surgery to match temporary passwords already set.

2012-07-02
Dilbert tells Wally smiling makes a person more attractive. Wally tries it on Dilbert.

2012-07-03
Dogbert starts a pump-and-dump newsletter for thinly traded stocks.

2012-07-04
The Boss can't give Wally a raise because he didn't accomplish anything. In return, Wally gives him some hot stock tips.

2012-07-05
The Boss comes to Wally to talk but Wally interrupts saying he's late for the mandatory coffee safety training.

2012-07-06
The Boss wants an overarching strategy to stimulate innovation. Dilbert wants the Boss to stop smothering innovation that's already happening.

2012-07-07
The Boss confronts the CEO about his lack of an engineering degree.

2012-07-08
The engineers brainstorm, where no criticising is allowed. Dilbert starts off by coming up with an idea to design better bosses.

2012-07-09
The CEO addresses rumours he padded his resume. He's not actually an engineer.

2012-07-10
Dogbert becomes a venture capitalist, to give money to doomed social media start-ups.

2012-07-11
Alice wrote an app that tells me how many friends other people have. She tests it on Wally, who is proud to have few friends.

2012-07-12
Dogbert asks for money from a venture capitalist for his social media start-up with lots of buzzwords.

2012-07-13
Dogbert welcomes a venture capitalist to the board meeting.

2012-07-14
When Dilbert makes a bank deposit, the teller gloats.
Note: An alternative version of this strip containing stronger language was published on Scott Adam's blog.

2012-07-15
Alice asks a coworker to answer a question. He won't look at a low-priority question so she raises its priority through the channels.

2012-07-16
The Boss bought a house and plans to flip it. It has mould and unexploded ordinance.

2012-07-17
The Boss only does things Carol puts on his schedule. And his house has declined in value recently. Warning signs.

2012-07-18
Dogbert wants to know if the CEO respects people who speak truth to power. Then Dogbert insults him.

2012-07-19
Dilbert doesn't want to get together with a coworker to discuss his project because all interactions with him have been a waste of time.

2012-07-20
Dilbert creates a great smartphone. The Boss wants to kill him so competitors never learn how to imitate it.

2012-07-21
In the near future, Wally uses hand motion sensors to manipulate a 3D network model. Then he sneezed and accidentally merged the network model with his calendar.

2012-07-22
A coworker ignores Dilbert's specs and passed specs off to the coders. It's now easier to proceed rather than starting from scratch again.

2012-07-23
The Boss stands near Carol's desk and yammers about productivity while she's trying to work.

2012-07-24
Dilbert wants his ashes scattered in outer space.

2012-07-25
Tina the technical writer wants to get together with Dilbert to write a product description together. Dilbert suggests a nonsense time because he doesn't want to do that.

2012-07-26
The Boss asks Tina to replace the database analyst. He predicts it will take about 45 minutes.

2012-07-27
The Boss brags Tina complimented him by saying he punches and hates ignorance with certainty. Of course he got it all wrong.

2012-07-28
Dilbert asks Siri how he can avoid blame for the server outage. Siri deploys Dilbert's coccyx air bag.

2012-07-29
The Boss prays to big data that lives in the cloud, it knows all and comes from everywhere.

2012-07-30
Stock value is down 49% and there are no innovative products in the pipeline so the CEO suggests layoffs, cut budget and buy a sexy start-up company to run into the ground. Same as last year.

2012-07-31
Carol has too much to do so can't finish today. The Boss suggests multitasking.