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2012-05-01
Dilbert wears Google glasses, which give him information about the environment.

Book: Your New Job Title is "Accomplice", page: 77

2012-05-02
Wally's service monkey thinks their relationship is less dignified.

Book: Your New Job Title is "Accomplice", page: 77

2012-05-03
A user complains about Dogbert's free app that steals personal information.

Book: Your New Job Title is "Accomplice", page: 78

2012-05-04
Wally builds a tazer that looks like a cellphone and leaves it on the Boss's desk.

Book: Your New Job Title is "Accomplice", page: 78

2012-05-05
Dilbert won't tell a co-worker what he's working on because the co-worker misinterprets everything and bad-mouths it.

Book: Your New Job Title is "Accomplice", page: 78

2012-05-06
Dilbert returns from the trade show and reports it was a failure.

Book: Your New Job Title is "Accomplice", page: 79

2012-05-07
Dilbert reports they turned all user suggestions into product features even though all the users were idiots.

Book: Your New Job Title is "Accomplice", page: 80

2012-05-08
Dilbert dresses as a hobo for a client meeting because he should always dress one level up from a client.

Book: Your New Job Title is "Accomplice", page: 80

2012-05-09
A co-worker presents his revenue forecast. Dilbert won't believe it because there are a lot of assumptions.

Book: Your New Job Title is "Accomplice", page: 80

2012-05-10
Wally tells the Boss he finished the space elevator prototype. The Boss wants to try it.

Book: Your New Job Title is "Accomplice", page: 81

2012-05-11
Customers will boycott the company if they continue to advertise on Dogbert's radio show.

Book: Your New Job Title is "Accomplice", page: 81

2012-05-12
Accounting says their sales have dropped to zero in retail stores that use self-checkout.

Book: Your New Job Title is "Accomplice", page: 81

2012-05-13
Dilbert gets feedback for his product suggestion. No one likes it but they give fake buy-in.

Book: Your New Job Title is "Accomplice", page: 82

2012-05-14
The CEO asks Alice to settle down as he didn't ask for her opinion. She gets mad at his condescending ways.

Book: Your New Job Title is "Accomplice", page: 83

2012-05-15
Dilbert asks the Boss whether to cram all information on one slide making the text too small to read or multiple pages that are difficult to follow.

Book: Your New Job Title is "Accomplice", page: 83

2012-05-16
A co-worker attends Dilbert's presentation on his boss's behalf even though he cannot make decisions or take good notes.

Book: Your New Job Title is "Accomplice", page: 83

2012-05-17
The CEO hears Dilbert's presentation was confusing and unpersuasive.

Book: Your New Job Title is "Accomplice", page: 84

2012-05-18
Wally wonders whether he should do tasks not in his job description, or be a mindless zombie that never shows initiative.

Book: Your New Job Title is "Accomplice", page: 84

2012-05-19
An interview candidate says he dropped out of college to launch the first of three start-ups. He has certifications in all related technology fields.

Book: Your New Job Title is "Accomplice", page: 84

2012-05-20
Dilbert asks Alice to witness a conversation with Larry the sadist and sociopath.

Book: Your New Job Title is "Accomplice", page: 85

2012-05-21
Dilbert asks his doctor for cyborg implants.

Book: Your New Job Title is "Accomplice", page: 86

2012-05-22
The company is not too big to fail, more like two pigs that flail.

Book: Your New Job Title is "Accomplice", page: 86

2012-05-23
The Boss demonstrates on a dummy how the company wants everyone to treat customers. The engineers are horrified.

Book: Your New Job Title is "Accomplice", page: 86

2012-05-24
Loud Howard and Topper try to outdo each other in the hallway just outside Dilbert's cubicle.

Book: Your New Job Title is "Accomplice", page: 87

2012-05-25
Wally doesn't need to listen to other's ideas, just to suggest moving the process to the cloud -- it's always relevant.

Book: Your New Job Title is "Accomplice", page: 87

2012-05-26
Dilbert asks the Boss for a "decision" even though the Boss might not know what that means.

Book: Your New Job Title is "Accomplice", page: 87

2012-05-27
The department has to cut their budget by 30% even though they met all their objectives. A different part of the company had a huge loss.

Book: Your New Job Title is "Accomplice", page: 88

2012-05-28
The Boss arrives late for a meeting and says what he was doing is much more important than what everyone else is doing.

Book: Your New Job Title is "Accomplice", page: 89

2012-05-29
The Boss asks Dilbert about his unspoken objectives. Dilbert doesn't know what they are.

Book: Your New Job Title is "Accomplice", page: 89

2012-05-30
Dilbert refuses to come to a meeting at 8 AM because he reserves the first few hours of every morning for useful work.

Book: Your New Job Title is "Accomplice", page: 89

2012-05-31
The Boss moves to a shared leadership model. The engineers will each assume a piece of the leadership role.

Book: Your New Job Title is "Accomplice", page: 90