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2012-04-01
The Boss practices in front of Dogbert how to imbue staff with a sense of urgency

Book: Your New Job Title is "Accomplice", page: 64

2012-04-02
Dilbert laments the fact he can't think of any new idea for an app.

Book: Your New Job Title is "Accomplice", page: 65

2012-04-03
Dilbert meets the cash cow. The cow starts making cash in front of him.

Book: Your New Job Title is "Accomplice", page: 65

2012-04-04
Wally schedules his meetings 10 minutes apart -- then cancels them when people show up a few minutes late.

Book: Your New Job Title is "Accomplice", page: 65

2012-04-05
Dogbert offers free software. It constantly nags for upgrades, then nags again.

Book: Your New Job Title is "Accomplice", page: 66

2012-04-06
Studies say happiness depends on comparing your life to others. So the Boss shows Dilbert pictures of people who were attacked by bears.

Book: Your New Job Title is "Accomplice", page: 66

2012-04-07
Wally proposes a deal to the Boss. The Boss assigns him no work, and Wally will not sue with a bogus employee claim.

Book: Your New Job Title is "Accomplice", page: 66

2012-04-08
Tina asks Wally if he wants to go to lunch. Wally says no, he is digisexual now. That means he only likes technology and is no longer attracted to people.

Book: Your New Job Title is "Accomplice", page: 67

2012-04-09
The Boss asks an employee to work from home two days per week. He says he would rather not as his wife and children are mean to him.

Book: Your New Job Title is "Accomplice", page: 68

2012-04-10
Carol sent out a schedule with lots of updates, and corrections and changes from others. Dilbert is confused.

Book: Your New Job Title is "Accomplice", page: 68

2012-04-11
Dogbert recommends the company adopt a strategy called backwards causation, where the company imitates successful competitors. Then, the company can feel as if they have a strategy.

Book: Your New Job Title is "Accomplice", page: 68

2012-04-12
The Boss announces they're consolidating their marketing into a shared services model. It gives the illusion they have a strategy.

Book: Your New Job Title is "Accomplice", page: 69

2012-04-13
The Boss introduces Brendan and Brandon, consultants to help with branding. Alice can't stand how ridiculous it is.

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2012-04-14
The Boss says he likes to promote from within, but that may make the company less capable than their competitors.

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2012-04-15
Dilbert tells the CEO there is no correlation between the company's predicted and actual outcomes.

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2012-04-16
The Boss says the stock market is up, and wonders if he should get in. Dilbert recommends waiting and seeing if it goes up more.

Book: Your New Job Title is "Accomplice", page: 71

2012-04-17
The Boss asks Wally for a status on the quantum computer prototype he's building. Wally says it exists in a simultaneous state of being totally successful and also not started.

Book: Your New Job Title is "Accomplice", page: 71

2012-04-18
A co-worker edits Dilbert's document. Dilbert thinks the edits are bad and wants to insult the co-worker's intelligence.

Book: Your New Job Title is "Accomplice", page: 71

2012-04-19
Tina and Alice criticise Dilbert's looks.

Book: Your New Job Title is "Accomplice", page: 72

2012-04-20
The Boss asks Dilbert to break into a competitor's network and blame the Elbonians, and then asks to bribe a blogger to write good things about the company. Dilbert refuses.

Book: Your New Job Title is "Accomplice", page: 72

2012-04-21
The Boss asks Dilbert to bury some top secret proprietary documents in the woods. The body-shaped bundle starts talking.

Book: Your New Job Title is "Accomplice", page: 72

2012-04-22
The Boss asks for comments on the project plan. Dilbert says the tasks are removed from the big picture and no longer have meaning.

Book: Your New Job Title is "Accomplice", page: 73

2012-04-23
A lawyer worries about the company's apps stealing contact information from users' address books. The Boss says they upload the data but don't store it.

Book: Your New Job Title is "Accomplice", page: 74

2012-04-24
The CEO announces the new brand name "Herthlokel". Tina asks if he thought of that while in a dentist's chair.

Book: Your New Job Title is "Accomplice", page: 74

2012-04-25
Dilbert asks Barry what he learned from vendors. Barry didn't actually call any vendors so instead uses his imagination.

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2012-04-26
Alice has a guide dog because she texts while she walks.

Book: Your New Job Title is "Accomplice", page: 75

2012-04-27
Wally interviews a service monkey then hires him.

Book: Your New Job Title is "Accomplice", page: 75

2012-04-28
Wally's service monkey attends a meeting with Wally and says he'll field questions directed at Wally.

Book: Your New Job Title is "Accomplice", page: 75

2012-04-29
Dilbert's therapist does nothing except complain.

Book: Your New Job Title is "Accomplice", page: 76

2012-04-30
The Boss read a book about how to be a great leader but is dismayed to realise he doesn't do any of those things. So the book must have mistakes.

Book: Your New Job Title is "Accomplice", page: 77