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2011-12-01
On his way out, Dilbert asks the janitor to not clean the whiteboard in the conference room as it contains the project timeline.

2011-12-02
The Boss asks Alice for her status report. She responds by imitating and mocking him.

2011-12-03
Dogbert, the doomsday pundit, predicts a hobo army formed by Goldman Sachs will take over the world.

2011-12-04
A co-worker leaves a meeting early because he's part of a carpool. Wally wants to follow suit.

2011-12-05
Dogbert recruits Ratbert to be in his rebel army. Dogbert wants to be an iron-fisted dictator.

2011-12-06
The CEO thanks Carol for subsidizing his mansion. The CEO is in a lower tax bracket than her.

2011-12-07
Dilbert wraps up a boring presentation. The group didn't enjoy it.

2011-12-08
The Boss asks Dilbert to fly to Seattle for a meeting. Dilbert asks if the people have never heard of Skype.

2011-12-09
Alice woke up on the wrong side of the bed. Wally compares her to a gargoyle.

2011-12-10
Wally gives life-lessons to Asok: self respect is a prison for the soul. Goals are self-inflicted slavery.

2011-12-11
The Boss hands out the list of 25 focus areas for next year. Asok laughs because no one can focus on 25 things.

2011-12-12
Dilbert is worried because he doesn't have any problems yet today. He thinks he's insane or something big is coming.

2011-12-13
The Boss announces the company is going into the tablet computer business. Other companies will make the product with the company's logo.

2011-12-14
Dilbert says the Elbonian factory is having safety problems where employees are going blind.

2011-12-15
The Elbonian factory will miss their ship dates because they're too green. They turned off their air conditioning so their hats expanded until their eyes were covered.

2011-12-16
The Boss asks Carol to schedule a meeting with Dilbert and Alice. His phone completes the task before Carol can react.

2011-12-17
The Boss says he doesn't trust his new smart phone. It understands spoken language and that's creepy.

2011-12-18
The Boss asks Dilbert to get Ted to explain what needs to be done before the upgrade. Dilbert says Ted is not good at explaining.

2011-12-19
A Google employee tells the engineers they're encouraged to develop their own ideas for 20% of their time. He also works 60 hours per week.

2011-12-20
The Boss asks Wally if he has the tools required to do his job. Wally asks if the Boss considers himself a tool.

2011-12-21
Carol compares herself to the CEO when either does a good job. She gets more work and the CEO gets a fifty million dollar bonus.

2011-12-22
Ratbert peacefully protests against Dogbert's greed and corruption. Dogbert sells him a permit to protest.

2011-12-23
The Boss reads conflicting policies regarding putting company documents into blue recycling bins. Green policy says put them in and security policy says never put them in.

2011-12-24
The Boss asks Dilbert to come with him on a sales trip but Dilbert is not to talk with the customer.

2011-12-25
Dilbert gives a gift to Sarah, someone who attended a meeting with him back in April.

2011-12-26
Alice asks about Dilbert's ugly sweater. It was a gift from his mom.

2011-12-27
The Boss decides to be Alice's mentor. It means spending hundreds of hours together as he explains his wisdom.

2011-12-28
The Boss signs up for a charisma class. Carol will learn how to ignore his fake charisma.

2011-12-29
The Boss gives Dilbert a sample of what he learned from his online charisma class.

2011-12-30
The Boss excitedly waits for a meeting with Awesome Bob, who does everything in a way that is a bit more awesome than anyone else.

2011-12-31
Dilbert tries to avoid being wished a happy new year at a new year's eve party.