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2011-07-01
Alice can't use her fist of death at work any more so she starts using her eye cannons.

2011-07-02
Dilbert meets with a co-worker, who assumes everything he says will be bullying toward her.

2011-07-03
Dilbert asks the Boss if he can order some hardware. The Boss gives an ambiguous response and then changes the subject.

2011-07-04
The Boss interviews a candidate who announces he's bored and wants to leave.

2011-07-05
Dilbert provides comments on the two alternatives, saying neither will work and option one is more expensive. The Boss ignores the comments.

2011-07-06
Dilbert convinces a co-worker to do a task even though he doesn't want to do it.

2011-07-07
Dilbert gets a lateral promotion where he now does two jobs for no increase in salary.

2011-07-08
The Boss wants to grow the top line by 20% even though their products aren't competitive.

2011-07-09
The Boss wants to know if Dilbert's projectionss are optimistic or realistic.

2011-07-10
Dogbert provides training on going from being a useless employee to a toxic one.

2011-07-11
Tina is offended when Dilbert said Ted is doing a great job. It implied she isn't important.

2011-07-12
Wally tells the Boss he's fascinating and should continue doing more Twitter.

2011-07-13
Carol suggests the Boss build his own helicopter and provides a website to order a kit.

2011-07-14
Carol thinks the new dorkish engineer would get along great with Dilbert.

2011-07-15
Dilbert does the sacred dance of the cubicle.

2011-07-16
The marketing guy won't provide the customer survey data to Dilbert, so Dilbert doesn't know what customers want.

2011-07-17
Dilbert talks to the Boss about his career path. The Boss lays out the truth and Dilbert doesn't like it.

2011-07-18
Dilbert wants to attend a course to be more efficient. The Boss doesn't want that as Dilbert is billing by the hour to a government.

2011-07-19
Dilbert doesn't have any followers on Twitter. A woman is not impressed.

2011-07-20
Wally offers to balance traffic loads on the network. Asok pipes up to say the hardware vendor already did that.

2011-07-21
Dilbert tries not to judge others by the quality of their technical questions. He doesn't think much of this question from a co-worker, though.

2011-07-22
Dogbert does a survey to see which managers make dumb decisions. His interview with the Boss is short.

2011-07-23
Dilbert is about to go to his skip-level meeting, where he meets with the Boss's boss. The Boss readies his retribution.

2011-07-24
On a speakerphone, the engineers receive instructions the data centre is a lights out operation and employees are no longer allowed in there.

2011-07-25
Asok rescues Wally from a work assignment by saying he's needed elsewhere urgently.

2011-07-26
A co-worker interrupts Dilbert's presentation to complain that the numbers he received from Dilbert last week were wrong. But he didn't want to draw attention to himself.

2011-07-27
The Boss introduces a lady to Carol but has trouble describing his professional relationship to Carol.

2011-07-28
A co-worker asks why Wally hasn't finished the design yet. Wally says he only promised to start the design by now.

2011-07-29
During an interview, the Boss asks about an applicant's DNA to find out whether he exercises much.

2011-07-30
Ted can't get a raise because he's been using the company gym during work hours.

2011-07-31
Dilbert is prepared for a financial meltdown: six months of food and water, batteries, flashlights and gold coins.