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2011-06-01
A co-worker gloats to Dilbert about how he predicted six months ago Dilbert was wrong.

Book: Teamwork Means You Can't Pick the Side that's Right, page: 53

2011-06-02
The CEO believes the company can double revenue by increasing absenteeism.

Book: Teamwork Means You Can't Pick the Side that's Right, page: 54

2011-06-03
A co-worker wonders if Dilbert is racist because he compared restrooms to outsourcing.

Book: Teamwork Means You Can't Pick the Side that's Right, page: 54

2011-06-04
Tina includes too much information in the press release about why the VP of engineering is leaving for personal reasons.

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2011-06-05
The Boss reads e-mail while the engineers give their status reports.

Book: Teamwork Means You Can't Pick the Side that's Right, page: 55

2011-06-06
The Boss tells Dilbert he will read the document and give comments. Dilbert doesn't believe him.

Book: Teamwork Means You Can't Pick the Side that's Right, page: 56

2011-06-07
A financials guy shows his spreadsheet which is complicated and probably riddled with errors.

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2011-06-08
Dilbert shows Dogbert his new shoulder holder for his phone.

Book: Teamwork Means You Can't Pick the Side that's Right, page: 56

2011-06-09
Wally renamed all the Unix servers to make them easier to remember. He didn't write down any of the new names.

Book: Teamwork Means You Can't Pick the Side that's Right, page: 57

2011-06-10
The Boss tells Alice she's doing a great job. Alice doesn't trust him.

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2011-06-11
Asok considers he only has mind-numbing tasks to work on.

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2011-06-12
Dilbert didn't ask the lab if they could carry out the tests on the prototype. The Boss says he should have.

Book: Teamwork Means You Can't Pick the Side that's Right, page: 58

2011-06-13
Asok feels unfulfilled at his job and wonders if the feeling ever goes away.

Book: Teamwork Means You Can't Pick the Side that's Right, page: 59

2011-06-14
A co-worker says Dilbert's idea will never work. Dilbert thinks the co-worker is too dumb to understand the idea.

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2011-06-15
Dilbert tries to say something at a meeting but can't interrupt.

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2011-06-16
The Boss wonders if Wally has done anything to address the overlap of his project with Ted's project.

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2011-06-17
Wally notices inefficiencies in another department so forms a kaizen team to find solutions.

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2011-06-18
Asok wonders if he should become indispensible so he won't be fired. Wally says no.

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2011-06-19
Dilbert wants to talk to the Boss. The Boss says they can talk while he walks to a meeting.

Book: Teamwork Means You Can't Pick the Side that's Right, page: 61

2011-06-20
Dilbert asks Wally if he would quit working if he won the lottery.

Book: Teamwork Means You Can't Pick the Side that's Right, page: 62

2011-06-21
The Boss asks Dilbert to get approval from the cloud. The cloud was once called matrix management.

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2011-06-22
Dilbert can't get the divisions' buy-in for his project because the CEO hasn't approved it. He can't get the CEO to approve it until all divisions buy-in.

Book: Teamwork Means You Can't Pick the Side that's Right, page: 62

2011-06-23
Dilbert is to use "black hat" methods to improve the ranking of their website on search engines.

Book: Teamwork Means You Can't Pick the Side that's Right, page: 63

2011-06-24
Dilbert reports Google found out they used fake links to their website to boost their search rank.

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2011-06-25
The Boss and Catbert practice saying employee satisfaction is at an all-time low while unemployment is high.

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2011-06-26
Darryl turned feral because he wasn't invited to meetings.

Book: Teamwork Means You Can't Pick the Side that's Right, page: 64

2011-06-27
The CEO doubles the number of managers in each group to give clarity on the company's direction.

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2011-06-28
Alice complains she can't get anything done this time of year because useful people are on vacation.

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2011-06-29
Carol asks Dilbert to recommend a new phone for her.

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2011-06-30
Carol shows Alice her new smartphone.

Book: Teamwork Means You Can't Pick the Side that's Right, page: 66