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2011-05-01
The Boss shows off a picture of his new boat. No one is interested.

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2011-05-02
Dilbert says his brain isn't at peak efficiency so probably should go home to avoid making expensive mistakes.

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2011-05-03
Mordac makes nicknames for Ted based on which website he visits.

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2011-05-04
The only profitable line of business is intentional billing errors.

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2011-05-05
Dilbert congratulates the Boss for solving every important problem in the world before implementing desk standardisation policies.

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2011-05-06
Wally thinks about becoming a useful member of society to enjoy admiration and respect.

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2011-05-07
Bob says he needs a signed original contract to process Dilbert's order.

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2011-05-08
The Boss doesn't want to hear about the awesome new features Dilbert designed for their product.

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2011-05-09
Dogbert creates an advanced health care directive for Dilbert that basically says Dogbert should kill him.

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2011-05-10
The marketing department has rebranded all the 4g mobile products as 8g.

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2011-05-11
Wally creates a script to delete any new content added to the website instead of creating a paywall.

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2011-05-12
Dilbert asks his doctor for a pill to make it easier to listen to whiny idiots.

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2011-05-13
Dilbert's project plan assumes everyone involved will waste a week. The Boss says that's stupid.

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2011-05-14
Dogbert updates Dilbert's estate plan to make it easier for Dogbert to kill Dilbert and inherit his stuff.

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2011-05-15
A waiter asks Dilbert to fill out a customer survey; Dilbert doesn't want to do it on a date.

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2011-05-16
xxxxx The Boss asks if he remembered to tell Dilbert the programs specs had changed before he finished coding.

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2011-05-17
The production phase starts before the end of the test phase. Marketing is feeling confident.

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2011-05-18
Dilbert wants to be an idiot so he can feel happy.

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2011-05-19
The Boss spies on printers so he can see what his minions are working on.

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2011-05-20
The Boss tells Catbert he's so out of touch with technology he no longer understands what his employees say.

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2011-05-21
Dilbert tells a co-worker who was late for a meeting they started without him. He wasn't important enough to wait.

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2011-05-22
The Boss doesn't like what the company lawyer has to say so asks Dilbert to research the issue more.

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2011-05-23
The Boss asks Mordac to relax the firewall because he's not getting the coupons by e-mail he signed up for.

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2011-05-24
Dilbert tells the Boss bad stuff is getting through the firewall.

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2011-05-25
Dilbert's date now compares men to her smartphone instead of to her ex-boyfriend.

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2011-05-26
Dilbert the instructor teaches the group how to work independently by falling backwards.

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2011-05-27
The Boss tells Dilbert his employee locator device, the smartphone, isn't turned on.

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2011-05-28
The Boss tells the CEO hackers got through the firewall. The CEO launches his escape pod.

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2011-05-29
The Boss gives an award to Dilbert for fixing the HTML. Dilbert says he didn't do it.

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2011-05-30
Wally tells the Boss he can't work with a Boss who doesn't trust him to work independently.

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2011-05-31
The Boss says the company is considering moving from cubicles to an open workspace environment. Dilbert complains about the extra distractions.

Book: Teamwork Means You Can't Pick the Side that's Right, page: 53