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2011-04-01
Dilbert describes to his analyst how he held a virtual meeting using the cloud.

Book: Teamwork Means You Can't Pick the Side that's Right, page: 27

2011-04-02
Dilbert makes up random numbers in a spreadsheet because he couldn't understand what the co-worker wanted.

Book: Teamwork Means You Can't Pick the Side that's Right, page: 27

2011-04-03
Dogbert interviews a CEO. He asks whether employees are smart enough to set their own direction.

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2011-04-04
The Boss gets his brain overloaded and freezes in place just when the engineers need a decision from him.

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2011-04-05
Alice takes the Boss to a taxidermist to get him stuffed. He had been immobilised by data overload.

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2011-04-06
Alice tells the engineers the Boss has been stuffed by a taxidermist.

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2011-04-07
The CEO wants the engineering department to do a presentation at the next management retreat because all their projects have been finishing early.

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2011-04-08
Police complain the Boss has been stunned by data overload, stuffed and is being used as a hand puppet.

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2011-04-09
To cover their act of stuffing the Boss, Alice retrieves another Boss from a parallel universe.

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2011-04-10
Ted reaches his theoretical workload limit. Dilbert explains it happens when you start missing deadlines.

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2011-04-11
Dogbert recommends a product that creates the illusion of being friends with ghosts.

Book: Teamwork Means You Can't Pick the Side that's Right, page: 32

2011-04-12
Dogbert creates a social network so people can be friends with ghosts.

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2011-04-13
Dilbert describes how their products appeal only to people who aren't good at comparison shopping.

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2011-04-14
The CEO wants to add seven more layers of management between him and the Boss.

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2011-04-15
The new layers of management below the CEO are VP, AVP, director, dolphin, inanimate substance and chalky substance.

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2011-04-16
A co-worker shows Dilbert a gizmo he made in his spare time.

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2011-04-17
The Boss tries to explain the difference between offshoring and bestshoring.

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2011-04-18
The Boss comes across some low-hanging fruit and can't get it.

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2011-04-19
The Boss asks about Stan who requested budget for testing handset radiation.

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2011-04-20
Dilbert is confused about the different time in Elbonia where it's 75 hears in the future.

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2011-04-21
Dilbert asks to have Carol to schedule some meetings. The Boss calls her useless.

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2011-04-22
Dilbert asks Asok to schedule some meetings because he's an intern and his time has very little value.

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2011-04-23
The new file naming convention includes the hat size of the nearest squirrel and temperature at the airport.

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2011-04-24
Dilbert sees a new guy at the meeting and wants to know how important he is.

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2011-04-25
Topper says he provides more vitamins and minerals than the sun.

Book: Teamwork Means You Can't Pick the Side that's Right, page: 38

2011-04-26
The Boss says the company will no longer pay for radiation dosimeters. The engineers revolt.

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2011-04-27
Dilbert starts a task force to eliminate redundancies in internal processes.

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2011-04-28
Dogbert runs a password recovery service.

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2011-04-29
Dogbert's password recovery service is so complicated Floyd jumps off the planet.

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2011-04-30
Dogbert researches how long it takes for customers to give up waiting on hold for technical support.

Book: Teamwork Means You Can't Pick the Side that's Right, page: 39