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2011-02-01
Alice thinks the Boss's writing is horrible, but he only wants her to review the technical part of the document.

2011-02-02
The Boss motivates Dilbert by displaying his own sense of passion and purpose.

2011-02-03
Dilbert says the return on software without bugs is 10% and buggy software is 40% because of upgrades and service.

2011-02-04
The Boss abuses Dilbert because the new unemployment statistics are out.

2011-02-05
Topper wants to explain a simple solution to Dilbert's problem, but only after the other meeting attendees have gone.

2011-02-06
Dilbert works with the web designer to explain their new product on the website.

2011-02-07
Topper brags he is taller than Dilbert and his powerpoint slides are hanging in the Louvre.

2011-02-08
Dilbert complains to accounting his project got charged for expenses that aren't his.

2011-02-09
Wally literally interprets the instructions the Boss sent by text message, even though auto-correct messed up the message.

2011-02-10
Dogbert says the company is irrelevant, and forms breakout groups to discuss it.

2011-02-11
Facebook has created a giant robot to steal talented employees from other companies.

2011-02-12
Dilbert tells his date he is developing an app. She gives him a lottery ticket to double his odds of success.

2011-02-13
The Boss wants the team to do more with less. They suggest less meetings, less micromanagement, but the Boss says less money.

2011-02-14
The media asks the CEO to donate his fortune to charity. The CEO says that's not for him, only billionaires.

2011-02-15
The Boss asks Dilbert to program the website to collect browser history from their visitors.

2011-02-16
The Boss asks Tina to be in charge of their move to the new building.

2011-02-17
Tina says the new cubicles will be death-eater gray, and will absorb happiness from those standing near it.

2011-02-18
Tina puts Alice in a cubicle between a loud talker and a chronic flatulator.

2011-02-19
Wally can't help a co-worker because the team is moving to a new office.

2011-02-20
The Boss has to compete with all the other departments for funding. All the other departments are professional liars.

2011-02-21
Wally used up the entire engineering budget just learning the new technology.

2011-02-22
Dilbert asks the company lawyer for advice. The lawyer says it's a big risk, no matter what.

2011-02-23
Dilbert signs the maintenance agreement without understanding it.

2011-02-24
A man comes to collect Dilbert's internal organs because Dilbert signed a services agreement without understanding it.

2011-02-25
Dilbert asks the company lawyer for advice on how to get out of a contract that promises his internal organs.

2011-02-26
The company lawyer advises Dilbert to get out of them harvesting his internal organs by getting an attractive woman to certify he has cooties.

2011-02-27
The Boss asks Dilbert to replace the old server with a new one. Dilbert is surprised the Boss's instructions make sense.

2011-02-28
Dogbert advises the company on how to secure a long-term supply of rare earth metals from China.