Tip: You can download the DSI, which is the source for these strip descriptions. It's at the downloads page.

2010-10-01
The new marketing campaign depends on word of mouth. Unfortunately, they have a bad product so they found a guy with poor judgement and a loud mouth to say good things.

2010-10-02
The new ad campaign will portray competitor's products as baby-eating hobos, and their product as being used by the coolest guy in the world.

2010-10-03
Dilbert is questioned on how he will be measuring progress along the way. One asks if Dilbert will be using an advanced assessment methodology.

2010-10-04
A marketing guy complains to Catbert she broke his arm. Catbert says he will compare economic values of each to decide who to fire.

2010-10-05
The business strategy is a combination of cognitive bias and inaccurate information.

2010-10-06
Dogbert tells the managers no one wants to buy a criminally mismanaged company, so that's a good strategy for avoiding an unfriendly takeover.

2010-10-07
The Boss asks Carol how he can make her feel more inspired by her work. She doesn't think it can happen.

2010-10-08
The Boss asks Dilbert to bring a handsome guy with him when he meets with an attractive young woman customer.

2010-10-09
The Boss sends Wally on a mission: to assassinate the motivation of the Boss's rival.

2010-10-10
Wally gives the Boss a lecture on how progress in difficult to measure when coding software.

2010-10-11
The Boss tells Carol he shot an elk on his hunting trip. She is skeptical.

2010-10-12
Dogbert the consultant convinces the CEO to sell his customer data. The CEO is concerned about privacy but Dogbert tells him not to worry.

2010-10-13
Dogbert recommends selling customer data. It's ethical because the customers would do the same thing to the company if they could.

2010-10-14
The Boss learns customers are complaining because the company sold their personal data to identity thieves.

2010-10-15
The Boss holds a brainstorming session to find ways to regain the trust of their customers.

2010-10-16
The Boss tells Asok to act as if he owned the company. Asok immediately fires the Boss.

2010-10-17
Wally is to take a bag of gold to Elbonia and leave it at the statue of the monkey god, Oobanoobah, to give the minister of mud some incentive.

2010-10-18
The Boss adjusts Ken's sales bonus threshold upwards because Ken reached it too easily.

2010-10-19
After the Boss changed Ken's sales bonus level, Ken complains to Catbert. Catbert finds it funny.

2010-10-20
Ken asks Dilbert to cross-train as an engineer. Dilbert says Ken needs a larger brain.

2010-10-21
The Boss looks for ideas after Walmart sells knockoffs of their products for nine cents each.

2010-10-22
Ted says his friend matrix has a few gaps, and asks Dilbert if he wants in.

2010-10-23
The Boss reviews Dilbert's objectives, one of which is to toil hard to increase the wealth of stockholders.

2010-10-24
Dilbert accompanies the best sales guy on a sales call. Dilbert puts a bag over his head halfway through.

2010-10-25
Since there's no buzzword-babbling idiot at the meeting today, Asok graciously agrees to fill in.

2010-10-26
Dilbert says the project plan is so complicated it is doomed, and waits for the Boss to make it fail.

2010-10-27
Dilbert tells his date he clings to the walls of his cubicle consumed by the vortex of failure.

2010-10-28
Wally starts being more entrepreneurial at his job. He says failing ninety percent of the time is similar to not trying at all.

2010-10-29
The Boss promotes Asok from intern to limbo. Asok is excited he will exist.

2010-10-30
Ted has done nothing but update his Facebook page and so is promoted to marketing manager for social networks.

2010-10-31
Dilbert has to analyse the alternatives to getting training before the Boss will approve funding.