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2010-04-01
Ming asks Asok for feedback on her website design. Asok doesn't like it.

2010-04-02
Dilbert needs training for new software. The Boss advises him to interview technical experts instead and learn from them.

2010-04-03
Wally requested a transfer to their missile guidance engineering division.

2010-04-04
The Boss asks for a status report from Dilbert for a project he didn't know he was leading.

2010-04-05
Tina proofreads Dilbert's document. She doesn't understand it and changes acronyms and typos to something she thinks is right.

2010-04-06
Dilbert tells Dogbert how Tina corrected his document without knowing what it said.

2010-04-07
Wally wrote some scripts to keep the servers from crashing. The Boss can't verify this.

2010-04-08
Asok's nose grows when anyone lies during a business presentation.

2010-04-09
Asok's nose grows when other people tell lies.

2010-04-10
The Garbageman says Asok is evolving into a corporate whistleblower.

2010-04-11
The Boss asks Tina to add impractical maintenance requirements to the new product manual so no one can maintain the product properly, thus violating their warranty.

2010-04-12
Asok gets a veterinarian to cure his nose because their health plan didn't cover it.

2010-04-13
Asok has a snout after getting medical help from a veterinarian.
Note: This strip is #4 on Scott's list of 10 favourite strips.

2010-04-14
Asok gets transferred to another department that better matches his new look.

2010-04-15
An artist wonders how Asok got his new snout -- bold statement or botched nose job.

2010-04-16
An artist advises Asok to try homoeopathy to fix his botched nose job.

2010-04-17
Asok wakes from a dream in which he had a snout instead of a nose.

2010-04-18
Wally hasn't finished the vendor comparison because it's not a high priority.

2010-04-19
The Boss asks Dilbert for a time estimate. Dilbert wants to know if he should lie or tell the truth.

2010-04-20
Dilbert learned to give the Boss unrealistic time estimates and then blame others when he misses deadlines.

2010-04-21
A co-worker didn't review Dilbert's document because he doesn't read attachments.

2010-04-22
The company has improved the rate of revenue decline so say they are doing great.

2010-04-23
Tina is being loaned to the executive offices to help write press releases.

2010-04-24
The Boss says they won the bid to build a country-wide wireless network. Dilbert says they don't know how to do that.

2010-04-25
Wally tells the Boss he will spend the next year on the WDNW system, that will optimise zeros and ones to keep them from forming tens.

2010-04-26
Dilbert has to kill himself with a light sabre because he can't make the Boss's deadline.

2010-04-27
Wally had to spend the entire week cleaning up after Ted got fired.

2010-04-28
Dilbert complains accounting takes two months to process his expenses so has to incur credit card late fees.

2010-04-29
If the Boss adds two people to Dilbert's project, how long would it take? Dilbert says that would slow him down.

2010-04-30
Dogbert, in tech support, asks a caller for a list of everything he has tried already.