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2010-03-01
Dilbert tries to figure out what Victor's project was. There wasn't much documentation. Asok gets a goat head.

Book: I'm Tempted to Stop Acting Randomly, page: 101

2010-03-02
Even though Asok now has a goat head, Dilbert thinks his project is going well with no issues.

Book: I'm Tempted to Stop Acting Randomly, page: 101

2010-03-03
Trying to get rid of his goat head, Asok asks Alice to slap him so hard his DNA is rearranged.

Book: I'm Tempted to Stop Acting Randomly, page: 101

2010-03-04
Dilbert shows the current project will never work. The Boss hopes someone in upper management cancels the project for budget reasons.

Book: I'm Tempted to Stop Acting Randomly, page: 102

2010-03-05
Dilbert explains his doomed project won't work and the Boss hopes an executive will cancel it.

Book: I'm Tempted to Stop Acting Randomly, page: 102

2010-03-06
An executive cancels Dilbert's project because his predecessor supported it. He also asks for a list of children the predecessor fathered.

Book: I'm Tempted to Stop Acting Randomly, page: 102

2010-03-07
Dilbert doesn't want to help out as a quality tester because it would affect his long-term pay.

Book: I'm Tempted to Stop Acting Randomly, page: 103

2010-03-08
Dogbert the generic manager doesn't give a project manager any real help, just platitudes.

Book: I'm Tempted to Stop Acting Randomly, page: 104

2010-03-09
Dilbert wants to know if there's a budget for calibrating the scope. The Boss suggests sending it to his tinkerer friend instead.

Book: I'm Tempted to Stop Acting Randomly, page: 104

2010-03-10
Wally complains about the bad feng shui in the lobby.

Book: I'm Tempted to Stop Acting Randomly, page: 104

2010-03-11
Wally stands next to Alice because she absorbs all the workflow energy. The Boss gives Alice a big assignment.

Book: I'm Tempted to Stop Acting Randomly, page: 105

2010-03-12
Wally blames bad feng shui for not getting any work done this week. The CEO believes in feng shui too.

Book: I'm Tempted to Stop Acting Randomly, page: 105

2010-03-13
The Boss wants to start using CMMI. He's not sure if that's a model for developing a process or a process for creating a framework.

Book: I'm Tempted to Stop Acting Randomly, page: 105

2010-03-14
The Boss says they start shipping the product in two weeks. Dilbert says there are too many bugs for that.

Book: I'm Tempted to Stop Acting Randomly, page: 106

2010-03-15
The Boss awards the first unit of the product to Dilbert for being the lead software engineer.

Book: I'm Tempted to Stop Acting Randomly, page: 107

2010-03-16
The Boss asks Dilbert to explain the issue in terms Logan can understand.

Book: I'm Tempted to Stop Acting Randomly, page: 107

2010-03-17
Dilbert tries to explain the issue to Logan in terms he can understand.

Book: I'm Tempted to Stop Acting Randomly, page: 107

2010-03-18
The Boss hired a poltergeist for the copy machine.

Book: I'm Tempted to Stop Acting Randomly, page: 108

2010-03-19
Tina gets captured by the poltergeist in the copy machine.

Book: I'm Tempted to Stop Acting Randomly, page: 108

2010-03-20
A co-worker asks Alice to check a report for technical accuracy. She doesn't have time and tells him.

Book: I'm Tempted to Stop Acting Randomly, page: 108

2010-03-21
A security guard tries to branch out into a tech support career, so pesters Dilbert with useless technical advice.

Book: I'm Tempted to Stop Acting Randomly, page: 109

2010-03-22
Dilbert shows off his new cell phone shaped like an old man's head.

Book: I'm Tempted to Stop Acting Randomly, page: 110

2010-03-23
Dilbert has a cell phone on his shoulder that's shaped like an old man's head. He wears it to a party.

Book: I'm Tempted to Stop Acting Randomly, page: 110

2010-03-24
The Boss meets his new boss. He's tied to the CEO's leg.

Book: I'm Tempted to Stop Acting Randomly, page: 110

2010-03-25
The Boss introduces the new VP of engineering. He has no industry experience.

Book: I'm Tempted to Stop Acting Randomly, page: 111

2010-03-26
The Boss sends Wally, his best engineer, to help orient the new VP of engineering.

Book: I'm Tempted to Stop Acting Randomly, page: 111

2010-03-27
Wally asks Carol to scan a document. She says don't bother her.

Book: I'm Tempted to Stop Acting Randomly, page: 111

2010-03-28
Dilbert discovers a hole in his pants but decided to wear them anyway.

Book: I'm Tempted to Stop Acting Randomly, page: 112

2010-03-29
Wally describes his endless software update and reboot cycles. It hasn't let him work since October.

Book: I'm Tempted to Stop Acting Randomly, page: 113

2010-03-30
Catbert says if an employee is too happy he must be overpaid.

Book: I'm Tempted to Stop Acting Randomly, page: 113

2010-03-31
Catbert says leadership is the art of trading imaginary things in the future for real things today.

Book: I'm Tempted to Stop Acting Randomly, page: 113