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2010-01-01
Dilbert wonders why Ted didn't make any notes at the meeting even though they agreed on about fifty things.

2010-01-02
Dogbert forms a support group for people who always make bad choices. Ratbert will organise it.

2010-01-03
Wally gets an ergo buddy, who will make suggestions for better ergonomics.

2010-01-04
Dogbert starts a meeting for the society for people who make bad decisions. He thanks them for getting the stain protection plan.

2010-01-05
The Boss wants to get someone to quantify the value of Dilbert's research and development work.

2010-01-06
Wally complains his single point of contact has died.

2010-01-07
The Boss wants Wally to work with a greater sense of urgency.
Note: This strip is #5 on Scott's list of 10 favourite strips.

2010-01-08
Wally introduces his work habits to a new co-worker. He'll disappoint her at every turn.

2010-01-09
The Boss wants to schedule a scenario-based roundtable discussion. No one can understand the gibberish he's spouting.

2010-01-10
Dilbert visits the trolls in Accounting to find out why they rejected his expense claims.

2010-01-11
While visiting a vendor on the other side of the country, Dilbert and Alice find out a salesman has borrowed the demo unit they came to see.

2010-01-12
A vendor calls his competitors vampires, and not the good kind.

2010-01-13
The Boss asks Dilbert to get the customers more involved in the design phase.

2010-01-14
Dilbert monitors a focus group session. The group is planning to storm the observation room.

2010-01-15
A co-worker asks Dilbert for a minute of his time. Dilbert says yes, he has allocated one minute for complete waste of time tasks.

2010-01-16
Wally decides to take up golf so he can be useless on the weekends as well.

2010-01-17
Dilbert introduces Russell who will be the worthless dumb guy for their project.

2010-01-18
Dilbert outlines his plan to make the company manageable by a monkey -- migrate all applications to the web and outsource sales and product development.

2010-01-19
Wally tells the Boss there will be a shortage of people when the baby boomers start retiring. He's willing to step up to help out then.

2010-01-20
Tina accuses Dilbert of being brusque in an e-mail. Dilbert says he was just being concise.

2010-01-21
Alice is to go on cultural sensitivity training before she returns to Elbonia. Last visit she almost started a war.

2010-01-22
Alice learns Elbonians believe people yawning in their directions steal their souls.

2010-01-23
Catbert announces the results of a recent survey, employees want fewer benefits. Dilbert says there was no survey.

2010-01-24
The Boss has to describe his groups function in one slide to present to the CEO. The group can't agree on what they do.

2010-01-25
Dilbert is to help another group for six months. He also has to keep doing his old job, but just the things that matter.

2010-01-26
Ted is being transferred to a job with a higher risk of industrial accidents. He is to reach over a vat of acid without protection.

2010-01-27
The Boss forwarded a hoax e-mail to the entire company. People really won't burst into flames for using cell phones during an eclipse.

2010-01-28
The Boss talks with his doctor about not being able to tell the difference between facts and urban myths.

2010-01-29
The Boss has to forward an e-mail to fifty friends or else he'll die within a week. He panics because he doesn't have fifty friends.

2010-01-30
Dogbert helps an incompetent CEO to pretend to unlock shareholder value.

2010-01-31
A co-worker asks Wally for a favour. Wally asks him to not ask for the favour.