Catbert describes Wally's only skill as diverting others from his own lack of value.
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Dilbert goes to Elbonia to do some hand-holding while they cut over to the new system.
Dogbert the CEO wants to drive up their stock value.
Dilbert and Wally convince the Boss to twitter about his everyday activities.
Alice says she knows how to do the Boss's job but he has no idea how to do hers.
The Boss asks Asok to organise a forum for the HR executives.
The Boss promises to fix the problem that Tina's pay is 20% below the industry average.
Carol describes her career goals, to take over the department by tricking the Boss into a fatal accident.
The Boss says the executive steering committee has not approved Dilbert's project yet.
The Boss asks Wally to do an inventory of their warehouses.
Note: This strip is #10 on Scott's list of 10 favourite strips.
The Boss wants to simplify processes enough to replace good employees with chickens.
Wally promises his project will be done next week, although he has said the same thing seven weeks in a row.
The Boss asks the engineers to e-mail congressmen to ask them to send more projects to the company.
Dogbert bribes a senator, though it's not legal.
Dilbert walks Carol through a new procedure.
The Boss asks Alice to work with Ted. Alice thinks Ted is a drama queen.
Ted the drama queen describes his personal problems with Barry.
The Boss asks Dilbert to write a white paper during his unproductive time -- meaning sleep and leisure time.
Dilbert describes why he didn't get the Boss's input on the vendor selection -- because the Boss is so easily distracted.
The Boss asks Wally why he didn't send his project status. Wally tries to distract him by asking about his spam folder.
Consumer confidence is up so Dogbert the CEO wants to take credit for increased sales by making random management changes.
Dogbert wants to win a humanitarian award but without touching any sick or poor or unattractive person.
Dogbert says it feels good to help others. He talked some Elbonians into mowing his lawn for free.
Asok is in charge of pandemic contingency planning.
The Boss wants Dilbert to pass an assignment to marketing.
Asok says in a pandemic, the only survivors will be cockroaches and Alice.
Asok wants to know if he'll get a bonus if he does a great job with the pandemic contingency planning.
The Boss asks Alice to remove her toys from her cubicle as it sends the wrong message.
A co-worker tries to give Alice a stock tip. She's not interested.
The data centre is being moved to Elbonia to save money. Dilbert says the Elbonians are all identity thieves.
Wally and Dilbert explain their Halloween costumes -- the Boss and Mickey Mouse.