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2009-10-01
Catbert describes Wally's only skill as diverting others from his own lack of value.

2009-10-02
Dilbert goes to Elbonia to do some hand-holding while they cut over to the new system.

2009-10-03
Dogbert the CEO wants to drive up their stock value.

2009-10-04
Dilbert and Wally convince the Boss to twitter about his everyday activities.

2009-10-05
Alice says she knows how to do the Boss's job but he has no idea how to do hers.

2009-10-06
The Boss asks Asok to organise a forum for the HR executives.

2009-10-07
The Boss promises to fix the problem that Tina's pay is 20% below the industry average.

2009-10-08
Carol describes her career goals, to take over the department by tricking the Boss into a fatal accident.

2009-10-09
The Boss says the executive steering committee has not approved Dilbert's project yet.

2009-10-10
The Boss asks Wally to do an inventory of their warehouses.
Note: This strip is #10 on Scott's list of 10 favourite strips.

2009-10-11
The Boss wants to simplify processes enough to replace good employees with chickens.

2009-10-12
Wally promises his project will be done next week, although he has said the same thing seven weeks in a row.

2009-10-13
The Boss asks the engineers to e-mail congressmen to ask them to send more projects to the company.

2009-10-14
Dogbert bribes a senator, though it's not legal.

2009-10-15
Dilbert walks Carol through a new procedure.

2009-10-16
The Boss asks Alice to work with Ted. Alice thinks Ted is a drama queen.

2009-10-17
Ted the drama queen describes his personal problems with Barry.

2009-10-18
The Boss asks Dilbert to write a white paper during his unproductive time -- meaning sleep and leisure time.

2009-10-19
Dilbert describes why he didn't get the Boss's input on the vendor selection -- because the Boss is so easily distracted.

2009-10-20
The Boss asks Wally why he didn't send his project status. Wally tries to distract him by asking about his spam folder.

2009-10-21
Consumer confidence is up so Dogbert the CEO wants to take credit for increased sales by making random management changes.

2009-10-22
Dogbert wants to win a humanitarian award but without touching any sick or poor or unattractive person.

2009-10-23
Dogbert says it feels good to help others. He talked some Elbonians into mowing his lawn for free.

2009-10-24
Asok is in charge of pandemic contingency planning.

2009-10-25
The Boss wants Dilbert to pass an assignment to marketing.

2009-10-26
Asok says in a pandemic, the only survivors will be cockroaches and Alice.

2009-10-27
Asok wants to know if he'll get a bonus if he does a great job with the pandemic contingency planning.

2009-10-28
The Boss asks Alice to remove her toys from her cubicle as it sends the wrong message.

2009-10-29
A co-worker tries to give Alice a stock tip. She's not interested.

2009-10-30
The data centre is being moved to Elbonia to save money. Dilbert says the Elbonians are all identity thieves.

2009-10-31
Wally and Dilbert explain their Halloween costumes -- the Boss and Mickey Mouse.