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2009-09-01
Conflicts arise at an industry standards meeting in Elbonia.

2009-09-02
Dilbert returns from an industry standards meeting in Elbonia, and the Boss asks how it went.

2009-09-03
Wally requests to work at home, to cut down on distractions.

2009-09-04
The Boss asks a co-worker how her kids are. She doesn't have any.

2009-09-05
The Boss hires a golf buddy to consult.

2009-09-06
Dilbert asks for a change to be approved. It's not clear who needs to approve it.

2009-09-07
The Boss welcomes a new hire to his first day of work, and advises to keep his desk locked at night.

2009-09-08
Because of the bad economy, employee theft is rising.

2009-09-09
Dilbert complains of over-broad patents and only lawyers will make money.

2009-09-10
The Boss asks Ted to keep the pigeons off the building's ledges.

2009-09-11
The Boss says he's lucky to hire someone who was recently downsized.

2009-09-12
Dilbert asks for more resources for his project and gets someone from Alice's project.

2009-09-13
Dilbert asks the Boss to ask four simple questions to Marketing. The Boss won't write them down.

2009-09-14
Dogbert the CEO wants to make their product pricing plan more confusing and change packaging to hard plastic that cuts hands.

2009-09-15
Dogbert the CEO wants to know if his pay is excessive enough.

2009-09-16
The Boss has a mentoring session with Alice.

2009-09-17
Dilbert is proud of his slide presentation. Alice is not impressed.

2009-09-18
Dogbert the CEO wants to fix bids but doesn't want to get caught.

2009-09-20
At a strategy meeting they decide not to sugarcoat anything. The pass out clubs to the employees to help downsize.

2009-09-21
Wally says he did no work this week because of inadequate user specifications.

2009-09-22
The Boss tells Tina she shouldn't work from home because the admins get jealous.

2009-09-23
Alice describes the Boss's mood as tired, fussy, confused, bumbling and more.

2009-09-24
The Boss asks all problems be referred to as opportunities.
Note: This strip is #9 on Scott's list of 10 favourite strips.

2009-09-25
Dilbert complains he is always in unproductive meetings so he doesn't have time for work.

2009-09-26
A manager speaks only in cliches and Dilbert thinks he's mocking manager-speak.

2009-09-27
Dilbert must ask around to see if anyone knows about a white paper that talks about a policy for developing procedures to create policies.

2009-09-28
The Boss tries to negotiate price cuts from suppliers.

2009-09-29
Wally says he will die on on the same day his retirement money runs out.

2009-09-30
Alice says she can't afford a big vacation so bought a 100-watt light bulb and kitty litter to be just like at the beach.