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2009-05-01
Dilbert plays another round of "If we had money."

2009-05-02
An e-mail announces the cleaning crew was let go. The staff are asked to "adopt a toilet."

2009-05-03
Dilbert arrives late to a meeting and asks for a recap.

2009-05-04
Carol says her net worth is higher than the Boss's because of his investments.

2009-05-05
Asok collects money for the Boss's birthday.

2009-05-06
Dilbert's stocks are down 70%. Topper's house is insulated with cheese.

2009-05-07
Dilbert is painting his house to save money. Topper describes how he makes his own silk garments.

2009-05-08
Carol says her baby weighed twelve pounds. Topper described how his gallstone became secretary of labour.

2009-05-09
The Boss's stockbroker is in the news. It can only mean bad things.

2009-05-10
Dilbert and a salesman each try to determine if the other companies will stay in business long enough.

2009-05-11
Wally makes a deal with Catbert for a raise involving kickbacks.

2009-05-12
Wally asks Asok to be his henchman for his new life in crime.

2009-05-13
Wally says a life of crime isn't so bad. It depends on the role models.

2009-05-14
Wally describes his life in crime -- selling company secrets, insider trading and kickbacks.

2009-05-15
Wally retires from his life of corporate crime and invests the profits in a mutual fund.

2009-05-16
Catbert wants to save money by downsizing the unhealthy workers.

2009-05-17
Wally describes how his job has evolved into doing nothing.

2009-05-18
A new MBA comes in to solve all the engineers' problems.

2009-05-19
A new MBA describes how he is now an expert -- by reading case studies about completely different situations.

2009-05-21
The new MBA presents a boring spreadsheet to the Boss.

2009-05-22
The Boss doesn't know who to believe -- the new MBA or the crazy old witch.

2009-05-23
The MBA's analysis doesn't support Dogbert's strategy.

2009-05-24
A young engineer challenges the dominant work-avoider in the herd.

2009-05-25
Dilbert says the project won't finish on time, but the Boss wants Dilbert to take more ownership.

2009-05-26
Wally says several agenda items don't involve him so he'll take a table nap instead.

2009-05-27
Alice went for a long walk, but Topper can jump rope really high.

2009-05-28
The Boss asks Dilbert to find out how many engineers their competitors have.

2009-05-29
The Boss describes what to tell the customers about the system failure -- it won't happen again.

2009-05-30
The Boss asks Asok to scrub the data in a database no one uses anymore.

2009-05-31
Dilbert asks his mother for motherly advice about his dismal situation.