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2009-03-01
The staffing group is renamed to talent acquisition, the Boss announces. The engineers complain it implies the current employees are inferior.

2009-03-02
The directory of marketecture says it's better to seem good than to be good.

2009-03-03
The Boss asks for status reports to be in the form of red, yellow or green. The engineers use other colours.

2009-03-04
The Boss inoculates his CEO by insulting Carl.

2009-03-05
Dilbert meets his look-alike who is much smarter and has the same assignment.

2009-03-06
The Boss explains why he gave the same assignment to Dilbert's look alike as to Dilbert.

2009-03-07
Dilbert, in a presentation, uses a pie chart instead of anything useful to say.

2009-03-08
Dogbert tells the Boss about his outsourcing company and his solution for every budget -- an illiterate Elbonian with poor attendance and an anger management problem.

2009-03-09
The Boss praises Dilbert for his Powerpoint slides.

2009-03-10
Dilbert tells a psychologist how much he loves his phone.

2009-03-11
A co-worker tries to explain something without using a whiteboard.

2009-03-12
Dilbert tries to get some time with the Boss.

2009-03-13
Asok is doing black-market IT support to make up for his recent pay cut.

2009-03-14
Catbert asks Asok to take another pay cut and get a second job.

2009-03-15
Dilbert says customers can't figure out the user interface, the user manual, or the online support database.

2009-03-16
The Boss asks Dilbert to get some risk management software. Dilbert says he can assess the risks.

2009-03-17
The risk management software says Boss's idea is too risky, so the Boss wants to change the inputs.

2009-03-18
Dilbert says incompetence is the biggest risk to the project.

2009-03-19
Dilbert laments he gets in trouble for taking action or taking no action.

2009-03-20
The Boss thanks Tina for her suggestion and says he'll get back to her.

2009-03-21
The Boss introduces Phil, the new VP of marginally legal activities.

2009-03-22
The Boss wants cost-cutting ideas. Wally asks for free coffee.

2009-03-23
Dogbert the CEO invents a new word for someone who wants a raise -- GOINK.

2009-03-24
Dogbert says he'll fly coach class until the company returns to profitability. He'll book three seats for himself and bring an entourage.

2009-03-25
Dogbert buys a failed bank for a dollar and insults the former owner.

2009-03-26
Dogbert introduces the new product -- risky mortgage loans and a ponzi scheme.

2009-03-27
Dogbert asks if there are questions about his strategies and punishes someone who asks.

2009-03-28
Dogbert negotiates deep cuts from the union by agreeing to a wage of one dollar per year.

2009-03-29
The Boss thanks Ted for his years of service, then right-sizes him.

2009-03-30
The Boss hires a new person but says he has to post the position internally before it's official.

2009-03-31
The Boss puts a woman who laughs too much into a cubicle next to Dilbert.