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2009-01-01
The Boss asks Asok to check his spam folder as Asok had been downsized last week.

2009-01-02
Asok asks Wally for advice on how to handle his first recession.

2009-01-03
Topper describes his Crimean experience to Asok.

2009-01-04
A hot woman asks Wally to sign a corporate code of conduct.

2009-01-05
Carol complains the office is freezing, but Dilbert is able to generate enough heat for himself.

2009-01-06
Carol asks Wally why he doesn't feel the cold.

2009-01-07
A new law forces all customers to upgrade, brags a mediocre salesman wearing a hat made of money.

2009-01-08
A lucky salesman wearing a hat made of money asks Dilbert to program a navigation system for his boat.

2009-01-09
The Boss asks Carol to send an e-mail to the department with his leadership thought of the day. She gets to make one up.

2009-01-10
The aerospace division is shutting down, the Boss announces.

2009-01-11
The Boss complains Wally has accomplished nothing this quarter. Wally counters he had a billion dollar cost saving idea.

2009-01-12
The Boss tells Dilbert there's not enough money for his project, but he doesn't want to downsize Dilbert.

2009-01-13
An office acting coach shows Dilbert "the overworked headcount."

2009-01-14
Dilbert is tense because the company is downsizing and he has no project.

2009-01-15
Dilbert comes up with a good idea for Ted's project so it makes Ted's work for the past year a miserable mistake.

2009-01-16
Dilbert continues to offer ideas for others people's projects, but others don't want to hear them.

2009-01-17
Dilbert asks Asok if he can help with the project. Asok refuses.

2009-01-18
Dilbert wonders why another person is watering a plastic plant in the office.

2009-01-19
Dilbert tells a girl at a party he created a business called dilbertfiles.com.

2009-01-20
Dilbert talks with the world's worst venture capitalist about his new web site.

2009-01-21
Dilbert feels good about his new side business, dilbertfiles.com.

2009-01-22
Dilbert doesn't care he was fired for starting his own business on company time.

2009-01-23
A company lawyer tells Dilbert he will have to pay a royalty to use his own name.

2009-01-24
Dilbert tells a girl his company owns his name and has to pay five dollars to introduce himself.

2009-01-25
The Boss wants to win one of those "Best Places to Work" awards, and asks for suggestions how.

2009-01-26
Dilbert has investments to tide him over his unemployment.

2009-01-27
Dilbert can't afford to pay his mortgage.

2009-01-28
Dogbert asks Dilbert what is the worst part of being unemployed.

2009-01-29
Dilbert is desperate at a job interview.

2009-01-30
Dogbert buys a company that fired Dilbert because its stock fell to a penny a share.

2009-01-31
Dogbert, new owner of Dilbert's former company, wants to interview Dilbert for his old job.