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2008-12-01
The company is rescued by a new investor from Columbia.

2008-12-02
The Boss asks Carol to return conference room chairs to the conference room.

2008-12-03
The Boss divides the bill for the employee appreciation lunch.

2008-12-04
Asok asks if the Boss would like to hear a great idea.

2008-12-05
The Boss brings a canary to the meeting to warn when it gets too boring.

2008-12-06
The Boss asks everyone to be twice as smart to survive the economy.

2008-12-07
The Boss discovers a logged-in workstation and sets out to teach the person a lesson.

2008-12-08
Dogbert's tech support remotely controls a computer to snoop and steal.

2008-12-09
A service person tells Dilbert he'll receive a survey about his satisfaction with the service.

2008-12-10
The engineers hear the results of a product opinion survey from people who still have landline phones and no caller ID.

2008-12-11
The Boss wants to put Dilbert's new computer in an empty office so visitors don't think the company is in financial trouble.

2008-12-12
A CEO announces the company will pretend to be solvent.

2008-12-13
Dogbert advises the company invest in diseased livestock.

2008-12-14
Dilbert asks a co-worker, who automatically disagrees with everyone, to look at a terrible idea.

2008-12-15
The Boss asks Dilbert to be in charge of the legacy systems.

2008-12-16
Dilbert worries being in charge of the legacy systems will make him appear less valuable.

2008-12-17
Dilbert, in charge of legacy systems, has to dress as a troll and his job includes scaring vendors.

2008-12-18
Dilbert tells the Garbageman he's in charge of the legacy systems.

2008-12-20
The Boss asks the scapegoat to accompany him to a meeting with his boss.

2008-12-21
Catbert hears a proposal from an HR consultant to transform human resources.

2008-12-22
Dilbert wears his scapegoat costume on a date.

2008-12-23
Dilbert tells his dream about wearing a goat costume to Topper.

2008-12-24
Tina has exceeded her allocation for IT support so is reassigned to an agrarian society.

2008-12-25
Ratbert presents his gift to Dilbert -- garbage from Dilbert's garbage can.

2008-12-26
Carol is asked to book an executive retreat so they can figure out who will be downsized.

2008-12-27
Carol tells Dilbert the Boss is away at an executive retreat.

2008-12-28
Asok tries to talk with the VP of engineering, but the VP can't hear him.

2008-12-29
The Boss complains to Carol the offsite meeting wasn't a hotel but the foyer to hell.

2008-12-30
The Boss says he has a secret insulting nickname for everyone.

2008-12-31
Ted is downsized. Ted insults the Boss.