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2008-11-01
The Boss says change is good. Dilbert wonders why most startups fail.

Book: 14 Years of Loyal Service in a Fabric-Covered Box, page: 14

2008-11-02
Wally brings a fish into the office to microwave. Carol complains it will smell too much.

Book: 14 Years of Loyal Service in a Fabric-Covered Box, page: 15

2008-11-03
The Boss hires a person because he is tall.

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2008-11-04
The Boss asks for the root cause of the project's failure. Dilbert says it started with the origin of the universe.

Book: 14 Years of Loyal Service in a Fabric-Covered Box, page: 16

2008-11-05
A man arrives for an interview in a room called "where hope goes to die."

Book: 14 Years of Loyal Service in a Fabric-Covered Box, page: 16

2008-11-06
Catbert senses desperation in a job applicant.

Book: 14 Years of Loyal Service in a Fabric-Covered Box, page: 17

2008-11-07
Dilbert's date buys him a shirt after only one date and Dilbert is creeped out.

Book: 14 Years of Loyal Service in a Fabric-Covered Box, page: 17

2008-11-08
The CEO describes the new business plan -- beg for a government bailout.

Book: 14 Years of Loyal Service in a Fabric-Covered Box, page: 17

2008-11-09
The usual project arc is described, from unwarranted optimism to an undesirable project.

Book: 14 Years of Loyal Service in a Fabric-Covered Box, page: 18

2008-11-10
The spam filter has become self-aware, and manages the company by deciding which messages to allow through.

Book: 14 Years of Loyal Service in a Fabric-Covered Box, page: 19

2008-11-11
The self-aware spam filter has rewritten the business plan.

Book: 14 Years of Loyal Service in a Fabric-Covered Box, page: 19

2008-11-12
The self-aware spam filter orders killer robots.

Book: 14 Years of Loyal Service in a Fabric-Covered Box, page: 19

2008-11-13
Dilbert complains their robots have turned murderous.

Book: 14 Years of Loyal Service in a Fabric-Covered Box, page: 20

2008-11-14
Dogbert takes care of the murderous robots.

Book: 14 Years of Loyal Service in a Fabric-Covered Box, page: 20

2008-11-15
Dilbert's date hears a story about the murderous robots at Dilbert's company.

Book: 14 Years of Loyal Service in a Fabric-Covered Box, page: 20

2008-11-16
Wally describes his system of avoiding assignments to Asok.

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2008-11-17
The new dress code requires company shirts on casual Fridays.

Book: 14 Years of Loyal Service in a Fabric-Covered Box, page: 22

2008-11-18
The Boss complains he doesn't have everyone's full attention at a meeting.

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2008-11-19
Catbert bans all laptops from meetings.

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2008-11-20
The Internet calls to Dilbert and shows him cool new gadgets.

Book: 14 Years of Loyal Service in a Fabric-Covered Box, page: 23

2008-11-21
Dilbert asks his doctor to give everyone else a pill to make them more interesting.

Book: 14 Years of Loyal Service in a Fabric-Covered Box, page: 23

2008-11-22
Dilbert's date says the conversation is boring and suggests they use their cell phones to surf instead.

Book: 14 Years of Loyal Service in a Fabric-Covered Box, page: 23

2008-11-23
The Boss asks for a deployment timeline. Ted is the only one who knows anything about that and he's on vacation.

Book: 14 Years of Loyal Service in a Fabric-Covered Box, page: 24

2008-11-24
The Boss says in bacon and eggs, the chicken contributed and the pig was committed.

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2008-11-25
Dilbert is waiting for Alice to arrive and says she has poor time management skills.

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2008-11-26
Dilbert complains to Catbert Alice beat him up.

Book: 14 Years of Loyal Service in a Fabric-Covered Box, page: 25

2008-11-27
An accounting troll says drastic budget cuts are required.

Book: 14 Years of Loyal Service in a Fabric-Covered Box, page: 26

2008-11-28
The Boss admits things look bleak after the budget cuts.

Book: 14 Years of Loyal Service in a Fabric-Covered Box, page: 26

2008-11-29
After budget cuts, the Boss says things will turn around.

Book: 14 Years of Loyal Service in a Fabric-Covered Box, page: 26

2008-11-30
The Boss doesn't understand a word of Dilbert's report so stalls for time.

Book: 14 Years of Loyal Service in a Fabric-Covered Box, page: 27