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2008-10-01
The new cow supervisor says she overcame bias to get the job.

2008-10-02
The new cow supervisor asks to be thought of as a bovine overlord and usurper of the employees' position in the food chain.

2008-10-03
Wally dresses as an Elbonian to help his career.

2008-10-04
Wally is the new VP of Finance. An accounting troll says it transferred a large amount of money to an offshore bank.

2008-10-05
Dogbert has been hired to identify the company's most important goals.

2008-10-06
The Elbonians consider an offer to buy the company for nine dollars.

2008-10-07
The office is bare since a corporate raider bought the company and sold off all the assets.

2008-10-08
Dogbert addresses rumours he sold the employees' brains and spirits.

2008-10-09
Dogbert tells a venture capitalist they're going into the solar panel business.

2008-10-10
The Boss wants Dilbert to show his solar panels to investors. Dilbert didn't invent any.

2008-10-11
Investors complain to Dogbert there are no solar panels.

2008-10-12
Dilbert asks the Boss for permission to talk to a potential customer.

2008-10-13
Dogbert the CEO brags to an employee his salary is 400 times more than hers.

2008-10-14
Dogbert the CEO brags to an employee his salary is 420 times more than his.

2008-10-15
Dogbert the CEO bought a helicopter to keep birds off the building.

2008-10-16
Dogbert the CEO plans to start some false rumours to get the stock to rise and then exercise his stock options.

2008-10-17
Dogbert is stepping down as CEO. He asks the engineers to carry his cash to his helicopter.

2008-10-18
Dogbert the philanthropist describes how he inspires the poor by showing them his opulent lifestyle.

2008-10-19
An idea squirrel steals Asok's idea. Asok tries to prevent it from presenting it to the Boss.

2008-10-20
A co-worker brags to Alice about his phone. Alice smashes it with a hammer.

2008-10-21
Dilbert asks for a logo for the new prototype.

2008-10-22
Dilbert complains the graphics department is too busy to design a logo for the new product.

2008-10-23
Dilbert presents the new logo designed by the graphics department in a hurry.

2008-10-24
Dilbert gets feedback on his new project. The graphics quality casts a dark shadow.

2008-10-25
Dilbert asks Wally for comments on the new business plan. Wally gives his opinion without reading the plan.

2008-10-26
Dilbert shows his new invention to Dogbert. It's a carbicle -- part car and part cubicle.

2008-10-27
The Boss removes all funding from Dilbert's project because it isn't sexy.

2008-10-28
A co-worker says they need a plan to make a plan.

2008-10-29
Wally says he is a winner who knows how to set realistic goals, not a loser who achieves nothing.

2008-10-30
Ted can keep his job if he's willing to commute an extra 50 miles each way.

2008-10-31
Dilbert comes to a meeting in a costume as Wally said everyone would be.