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2008-09-01
The Boss asks a prospective employee if he will deliver bad news.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 110

2008-09-02
Instead of a raise, the Boss threatens Alice with a bad reference.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 110

2008-09-03
The Boss says they will adopt best practises, just like everyone else in the industry.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 110

2008-09-04
A ghost of a former employee introduces himself to Alice. The ghost used to do Alice's function.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 111

2008-09-05
A helpful ghost makes Alice look bad by comparison.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 111

2008-09-06
Catbert introduces a mandatory stretch period for the employees.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 111

2008-09-07
The Boss rejects a proposal from Dilbert because he needs to do his job to the max.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 112

2008-09-08
Ted got promoted so a collection is made to buy him a cake.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 113

2008-09-09
The Boss negotiated a deal for an ERP system but Dilbert points out some problems.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 113

2008-09-10
The Boss says their ERP system doesn't have the required software and suggests Asok write the software in his spare time.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 113

2008-09-11
Asok uses his forbidden powers to grow a third arm for a few hours.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 114

2008-09-12
Asok completes a project that would normally require ten people and instantly regrets it.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 114

2008-09-13
Dilbert's Mom gets a curse of competence put on to her firstborn by a fortune teller.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 114

2008-09-14
The new cell phone product has some bad effects on the users and turns them into toilet plungers.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 115

2008-09-15
Inflation rises to a billion percent in Elbonia.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 116

2008-09-16
An Elbonian tries to buy water with inflation raging at a billion percent daily.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 116

2008-09-17
Tina complains about a co-worker to Dilbert. The co-worker acted like Tina had no right to her opinion.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 116

2008-09-18
Ted's head explodes when the Boss asks him to do more.
Note: This strip is almost identical to one published on 2007-05-25.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 117

2008-09-19
Tina asks Wally to eat more quietly.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 117

2008-09-20
The office is out of coffee so Dilbert asks the Boss for some unnecessary stress to compensate.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 117

2008-09-21
Employee introduce themselves and say who they work for. Dilbert gets lots of sympathy.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 118

2008-09-22
Dogbert, on tech support, refers a complaint about himself to his supervisor.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 119

2008-09-23
A tech support caller complains Dogbert closed his ticket without fixing the problem.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 119

2008-09-24
The Boss introduces Andy, the new Director of Green.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 119

2008-09-25
The Director of Green asks Dilbert to turn off his computer when he's thinking.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 120

2008-09-26
The Director of Green wants to redesign the product packaging by not using endangered animals.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 120

2008-09-27
The company has been pumping toxic waste into the water supply for years. A mutated alligator has now destroyed a competitor's factory.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 120

2008-09-28
A customer wants to ask Dilbert a quick question. Dilbert says he'll get in trouble for answering.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 121

2008-09-29
An Elbonian company bought the engineers' company. The Elbonians promise no discrimination.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 122

2008-09-30
An Elbonian promises no discrimination in the company even though their beliefs put non-Elbonians at the same level as livestock.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 122