The Boss asks a prospective employee if he will deliver bad news.
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Instead of a raise, the Boss threatens Alice with a bad reference.
The Boss says they will adopt best practises, just like everyone else in the industry.
A ghost of a former employee introduces himself to Alice. The ghost used to do Alice's function.
A helpful ghost makes Alice look bad by comparison.
Catbert introduces a mandatory stretch period for the employees.
The Boss rejects a proposal from Dilbert because he needs to do his job to the max.
Ted got promoted so a collection is made to buy him a cake.
The Boss negotiated a deal for an ERP system but Dilbert points out some problems.
The Boss says their ERP system doesn't have the required software and suggests Asok write the software in his spare time.
Asok uses his forbidden powers to grow a third arm for a few hours.
Asok completes a project that would normally require ten people and instantly regrets it.
Dilbert's Mom gets a curse of competence put on to her firstborn by a fortune teller.
The new cell phone product has some bad effects on the users and turns them into toilet plungers.
Inflation rises to a billion percent in Elbonia.
An Elbonian tries to buy water with inflation raging at a billion percent daily.
Tina complains about a co-worker to Dilbert. The co-worker acted like Tina had no right to her opinion.
Ted's head explodes when the Boss asks him to do more.
Note: This strip is almost identical to one published on 2007-05-25.
Tina asks Wally to eat more quietly.
The office is out of coffee so Dilbert asks the Boss for some unnecessary stress to compensate.
Employee introduce themselves and say who they work for. Dilbert gets lots of sympathy.
Dogbert, on tech support, refers a complaint about himself to his supervisor.
A tech support caller complains Dogbert closed his ticket without fixing the problem.
The Boss introduces Andy, the new Director of Green.
The Director of Green asks Dilbert to turn off his computer when he's thinking.
The Director of Green wants to redesign the product packaging by not using endangered animals.
The company has been pumping toxic waste into the water supply for years. A mutated alligator has now destroyed a competitor's factory.
A customer wants to ask Dilbert a quick question. Dilbert says he'll get in trouble for answering.
An Elbonian company bought the engineers' company. The Elbonians promise no discrimination.
An Elbonian promises no discrimination in the company even though their beliefs put non-Elbonians at the same level as livestock.