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2008-07-01
Dilbert's double from the antiworld can't leave the vacuum.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 83

2008-07-02
Dilbert brings the antimatter Dilbert to work.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 83

2008-07-03
Anti-Dilbert tells Wally about his double -- a billionaire, entrepreneur and adventurer.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 84

2008-07-04
Alice destroys Anti-Dilbert's matterscreen and causes him to be destroyed.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 84

2008-07-05
Alice tells Dilbert she destroyed his antimatter duplicate.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 84

2008-07-06
Dilbert invites a female co-worker for a drink after work.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 85

2008-07-07
Alice hasn't made any code changes because the specs are vague.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 86

2008-07-08
Dogbert's seminar on time management and evolution -- skip unimportant tasks.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 86

2008-07-09
Don't put time into tasks that have no benefit, Dogbert the time management expert says.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 86

2008-07-10
Dogbert, the time management expert, says it doesn't matter what this employee does with his time.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 87

2008-07-11
Dilbert's salary is already above the midpoint for his pay range.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 87

2008-07-12
Dilbert wants to take classes in business so he can get promoted to management.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 87

2008-07-13
Wally demonstrates to Asok he doesn't have to keep up with changes in technology.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 88

2008-07-14
After being hit with a rock, Dilbert wakes up more qualified to be a natural leader.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 89

2008-07-15
The Boss realises Dilbert is the one the prophesies talk about -- the natural.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 89

2008-07-16
Catbert tests Dilbert to make sure his moral compass is broken.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 89

2008-07-17
Dilbert throws his coffee on a co-worker because he's being groomed for upper management.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 90

2008-07-18
Dilbert is promoted to vice president of making employees feel miserable and helpless.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 90

2008-07-19
Dilbert makes Asok feel miserable and helpless by showing him a chart of the sort of women who are attracted to men at different salary ranges.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 90

2008-07-20
Dilbert explains why he didn't accomplish any objectives this quarter -- they are impossible or illegal.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 91

2008-07-21
Dilbert's moral compass has healed. He wants to keep his job in upper management.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 92

2008-07-22
Dilbert wants to bring charges against the CEO for flinging him out a window.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 92

2008-07-23
Dilbert's date wants him to give her a back rub, even though he has two injured hands.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 92

2008-07-24
Dilbert is injured and wants sympathy from Dogbert.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 93

2008-07-25
Dilbert seeks a support group of people who were thrown out a window by a CEO.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 93

2008-07-26
Bob the lawyer serves legal papers to Dilbert's CEO.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 93

2008-07-27
The Boss says Asok will have to act independently on his project and imagine what the Boss would say.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 94

2008-07-28
Dilbert asks Dogbert to represent him in his lawsuit against his CEO.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 95

2008-07-29
Dogbert selects dumb people for the jury.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 95

2008-07-30
Dogbert asks the first question to the CEO in the trial. Where was he when Dilbert was pushed out a window?

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 95

2008-07-31
The jury finds in favour of Dilbert in his suit against the CEO.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 96