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2008-06-01
Dilbert won't get a raise this year because his project is late even though it's not his fault.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 70

2008-06-02
Wally blames his lack of productivity on dead people and those who never existed.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 71

2008-06-03
Wally is enrolled in a class to cure hopelessness, along with a glass hammer and a bag of nothing.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 71

2008-06-04
Wally learns to carry two coffee cups in his class to be less useless.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 71

2008-06-05
Wally is not as useless has he used to be, now he is more helpless.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 72

2008-06-06
Dilbert summarises a technical report on a complicated slide.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 72

2008-06-07
Dilbert's recommendation to cancel all design projects was accepted by the executive steering committee.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 72

2008-06-08
Dogbert produces a reality show about Dilbert's life.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 73

2008-06-09
The Boss assumes Asok didn't do any work because he never raised any issues.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 74

2008-06-10
The company decides to write off bad debt. The CEO blames it on bad regulatory oversight.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 74

2008-06-11
Dogbert gives advice to the CEO on media relations. Don't compare to circling the drain.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 74

2008-06-12
Dogbert and the CEO do a mock interview to see how he responds under pressure.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 75

2008-06-13
The Boss demands an interest-free loan from a tiny vendor.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 75

2008-06-14
A tiny company complains they can't survive if their invoices are paid late.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 75

2008-06-15
The Boss tells Ted a funny story about trying to print a long document.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 76

2008-06-16
Catbert decides to gossipsize Ted by telling vicious lies until Ted decides to quit.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 77

2008-06-17
Carol heard Ted thinks a monkey could do her job.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 77

2008-06-18
Ted asks for Dogbert's help to squash rumours about himself.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 77

2008-06-19
Dogbert tries to control rumours about Ted by telling new ones.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 78

2008-06-20
Catbert announces surveillance cameras to monitor the engineers' work.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 78

2008-06-21
The engineers, besides having their actions monitored, now get their thoughts monitored as well.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 78

2008-06-22
Wally says he won't retire, just keep his job and stop caring about his work.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 79

2008-06-23
The Boss is off for two weeks of vacation. The engineers celebrate.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 80

2008-06-24
Dilbert is in charge while the Boss is on vacation. He asks Carol to format a report.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 80

2008-06-25
Dilbert expects everyone to be professional and productive while he's filling in for the vacationing Boss.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 80

2008-06-26
Carol tells the Boss everything is fine while he's on vacation.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 81

2008-06-27
Dilbert needs to attend a meeting while the Boss is on vacation. He'll be bullied into making bad decisions.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 81

2008-06-28
Dilbert is asked to take a budget cut while he's filling in for the Boss.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 81

2008-06-29
The company will spend the bonus money on an inspirational movie about being happy about no money.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 82

2008-06-30
Dilbert tests his particle accelerator to look for the antiworld.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 83