Dogbert searches for a new CEO to replace the one who died during the hostile takeover.
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The Boss announces researchers have found a way to turn fresh water into fuel.
Dilbert meets his new project team member who has the stink of failure.
Dilbert leads a project but can't check the others' work even though they do bad work.
Dilbert asks a co-worker for help but he now carries the scent of failure.
The Garbageman tells how to get rid of the scent of failure.
Dilbert says all the databases are wrong, so can't size the market.
Dilbert doesn't have accurate numbers so he makes them up.
The company invests a billion dollars based on Dilbert's made up numbers.
The quality control budget is cut to allow for a larger sales force.
A co-worker complains she can't open the attachment Wally sent. Wally offers lots of excuses.
Asok adds photocopying to his duties.
Asok tries to delegate the photocopying assignment to Carol.
The Boss asks Asok where are his photocopies.
Dilbert, Alice and Asok were all assigned the same task a month ago.
Dilbert asks for the approved vendor list. Alice and Asok already asked for it.
Dilbert tells a stranger he is one of three people assigned to do a task because they're all unreliable.
The Boss says Alice's intolerance for others is the reason he can't give her the maximum raise.
Dilbert worked all night to finish the assignment on time. The Boss says to toss it on the pile.
A co-worker wants to date Dilbert for a month, long enough to resolve some tech issues at home.
Dilbert's girlfriend wants him to wear a toolbelt when he come over tonight.
After Dilbert fixed her satellite connection, Dilbert's date asks him to leave.
Dilbert tells Dogbert he is dating a girl because she wants free tech support.
Dilbert needs a new computer but there's no budget for one.
Dilbert goes to Human Resources for a psychological evaluation. Catbert asks how many bodies are hidden in his crawl space.
Dilbert asks to use the Boss's laptop until there's budget to get him a new computer.
Dilbert says he didn't work on the request this week because his computer is broken.
Dilbert tries to smuggle in his home laptop into work to replace his broken computer.
Catbert asks a job applicant to role play like an unqualified loser.
Catbert asks a job applicant to role play like a turtle being attacked by a hawk.
Wally is busy reading the In Memoriam section of the company newsletter.