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2008-05-01
Dogbert searches for a new CEO to replace the one who died during the hostile takeover.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 57

2008-05-02
The Boss announces researchers have found a way to turn fresh water into fuel.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 57

2008-05-03
Dilbert meets his new project team member who has the stink of failure.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 57

2008-05-04
Dilbert leads a project but can't check the others' work even though they do bad work.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 58

2008-05-05
Dilbert asks a co-worker for help but he now carries the scent of failure.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 59

2008-05-06
The Garbageman tells how to get rid of the scent of failure.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 59

2008-05-07
Dilbert says all the databases are wrong, so can't size the market.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 59

2008-05-08
Dilbert doesn't have accurate numbers so he makes them up.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 60

2008-05-09
The company invests a billion dollars based on Dilbert's made up numbers.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 60

2008-05-10
The quality control budget is cut to allow for a larger sales force.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 60

2008-05-11
A co-worker complains she can't open the attachment Wally sent. Wally offers lots of excuses.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 61

2008-05-12
Asok adds photocopying to his duties.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 62

2008-05-13
Asok tries to delegate the photocopying assignment to Carol.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 62

2008-05-14
The Boss asks Asok where are his photocopies.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 62

2008-05-15
Dilbert, Alice and Asok were all assigned the same task a month ago.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 63

2008-05-16
Dilbert asks for the approved vendor list. Alice and Asok already asked for it.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 63

2008-05-17
Dilbert tells a stranger he is one of three people assigned to do a task because they're all unreliable.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 63

2008-05-18
The Boss says Alice's intolerance for others is the reason he can't give her the maximum raise.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 64

2008-05-19
Dilbert worked all night to finish the assignment on time. The Boss says to toss it on the pile.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 65

2008-05-20
A co-worker wants to date Dilbert for a month, long enough to resolve some tech issues at home.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 65

2008-05-21
Dilbert's girlfriend wants him to wear a toolbelt when he come over tonight.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 65

2008-05-22
After Dilbert fixed her satellite connection, Dilbert's date asks him to leave.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 66

2008-05-23
Dilbert tells Dogbert he is dating a girl because she wants free tech support.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 66

2008-05-24
Dilbert needs a new computer but there's no budget for one.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 66

2008-05-25
Dilbert goes to Human Resources for a psychological evaluation. Catbert asks how many bodies are hidden in his crawl space.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 67

2008-05-26
Dilbert asks to use the Boss's laptop until there's budget to get him a new computer.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 68

2008-05-27
Dilbert says he didn't work on the request this week because his computer is broken.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 68

2008-05-28
Dilbert tries to smuggle in his home laptop into work to replace his broken computer.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 68

2008-05-29
Catbert asks a job applicant to role play like an unqualified loser.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 69

2008-05-30
Catbert asks a job applicant to role play like a turtle being attacked by a hawk.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 69

2008-05-31
Wally is busy reading the In Memoriam section of the company newsletter.

Book: Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, page: 69