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2008-04-01
Wally meets the new coffee maker. It's aggressive.

2008-04-02
Alice interviews a job candidate. He left his previous job because he punched his boss.

2008-04-03
Dilbert asks Alice if she needs any help on her project.

2008-04-04
Mordac asks how the system distinguishes between authorised and illegal access.

2008-04-05
Alice represents the Boss in a meeting, then acts stupid.

2008-04-06
Wally complains he couldn't work because the Boss didn't answer the 25 questions he asked.

2008-04-07
The Boss asks Wally if he has the capital cost estimates that were requested last week.

2008-04-08
The Boss tells Ted he's fired, then says not really but now a 2% raise isn't so bad.

2008-04-09
A young person tells Dilbert he will rule the planet based on his knowledge of MySpace, Youtube and e-mail.

2008-04-10
The Boss asks Dilbert if he made the requested changes.

2008-04-11
Wally advises Asok to not finish projects ahead of the deadline.

2008-04-12
The Boss asks a temp to find power cables in the flooded parking lot.

2008-04-13
Alice and a co-worker discuss the best way to work together -- an exchange of ideas, or Alice mocking and abusing him.

2008-04-14
Loud Howard is moved to a private office because he insists on using a speakerphone in his cubicle.

2008-04-15
The Boss schedules a daily five-minute meeting to solve problems and share successes.

2008-04-16
At a team huddle, no one has a successes to share.

2008-04-17
Alice is jealous of Dilbert having two flat-screen monitors in his cubicle.

2008-04-18
The Boss wants the engineers to have the same emotional investment in the company as they have with their families.

2008-04-19
Marketing is proud sales have increased by 100%.

2008-04-20
Dilbert complains to the Boss no one wants to be left out of the decision making but no one wants to make a decision.

2008-04-21
Asok uses his telekinesis to neutralise the power of the stink eye.

2008-04-22
Asok get summoned to the Indian Institute of Technology to explain his use of telekinesis.

2008-04-23
Asok is punished for his use of telekinesis.

2008-04-24
The Boss announces strategic alternatives, which means the company is for sale.

2008-04-25
The Boss introduces the new strategic partner, an alien who eats Ted.

2008-04-26
Dilbert is assigned to handle due diligence for the alliance with the Galactic Protein Corporation.

2008-04-27
The Boss takes credit for an idea the engineers came up with. The CEO is undecided as to whether it's a good idea.

2008-04-28
Dilbert recommends against a merger with the alien corporation.

2008-04-29
Dilbert asks for help from Dogbert's Deus Ex Machina Services for getting out of the merger.

2008-04-30
Dogbert recommends a poison pill to get out of the unfriendly takeover.