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2008-03-01
Catbert interviews a job applicant who meets all the impossible requirements he set out.

2008-03-02
Dilbert offers his opinion of a co-worker's idea -- dumber than snake mittens.

2008-03-03
The company is like a family where the culture is based on trust and respect, but employees must agree to drug tests and searches.

2008-03-04
Wally asks Catbert for a new title containing the word "architect."

2008-03-05
Dilbert's date says a piano fell on her brother. Dilbert laughs.

2008-03-06
Carol sees the department payroll report. The Boss doesn't want anyone else to see it.

2008-03-07
Ratbert advises Dilbert to renounce his Internet addiction and live for the moment.

2008-03-08
The Boss introduces a new team leader named Jesus, pronounced Hay-soos.

2008-03-09
Dilbert says the online budget approval system doesn't work.

2008-03-10
Jesus the new employee gets rid of Wally's baldness.

2008-03-11
Jesus the new employee recruits Asok for the new project.

2008-03-12
Wally tells the CEO Jesus the new employee wants to be CEO.

2008-03-13
Wally taunts Jesus, the new employee, after being fired.

2008-03-14
Jesus returns to work as a consultant after being fired.

2008-03-15
Tina wonders why Dilbert asked a question she answered last week.

2008-03-16
Measure twice and cut once, the Boss says. Dilbert says that doesn't apply to most situations.

2008-03-17
Dilbert opens the floor to soul-crushing negativity after presenting his plan.

2008-03-18
Dilbert asks the Garbageman for advice on how to regain his soul.

2008-03-19
Dilbert tells his date how he had his soul crushed by co-workers.

2008-03-20
Dilbert tries to help other people to regain his lost soul.

2008-03-21
Dilbert asks Catbert if there is a company program to regain his lost soul.

2008-03-22
Tina offers to help Dilbert regrow his head Catbert had slapped off.

2008-03-23
Dilbert asks his doctor for a note saying he was sick.

2008-03-24
Dilbert wants to leave a document for Carol in a place that won't get lost in the desk clutter.

2008-03-25
Dogbert the archaeologist tries to find a budget report in Carol's cluttered desk.

2008-03-26
Dilbert is late to a meeting, but says it's not his fault.

2008-03-27
Dilbert tells his date his cable wasn't working last night so didn't have TV or Internet.

2008-03-28
Dilbert lets the Boss say what the next step is so he can maintain the illusion of value.

2008-03-29
The Boss asks Catbert if he is as predictable as Dilbert says.

2008-03-30
Dilbert says the security audit locked all the developers out of the system. The Boss is no help.

2008-03-31
There will be no raises because all the money was put toward a new coffee maker.