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2008-02-01
Dilbert says his hobby is to read obscure articles on the Internet.

2008-02-02
The Boss tells Alice he can't give a large raise because his superiors will reduce it.

2008-02-04
Accounting rejects Dilbert's travel expenses.

2008-02-05
Alice shows the Boss to her daughter and calls him inefficient.

2008-02-06
A girl in the office says her career choices are prison guard or monkey trainer.

2008-02-07
Dilbert wants to ask a question to the Boss but knows he'll be interrupted.

2008-02-08
Dilbert asks how can the Boss make a 5 year plan when 5 minutes is too much.

2008-02-09
The competitors made the 5 year plan moot.

2008-02-10
Dogbert analyses each employee for their career potential.

2008-02-11
A security person recommends putting sensitive material into envelopes marked top secret.

2008-02-12
The Boss wants to virtualise servers to save electricity.

2008-02-13
The Boss hires Dogbert to help with the server virtualisation. Dogbert says he expects the employees to act as obstacles.

2008-02-14
Dogbert outlines his plan for server virtualisation -- monkeys will unplug servers then hurl software at whatever is left.

2008-02-15
Dogbert presents his bill for server virtualisation. It's a big bill but there are no trouble tickets.

2008-02-16
Wally expects a talented employee to leave the company so wants to get whatever is left behind.

2008-02-17
The Boss tries the tough love style of management.

2008-02-18
Asok is warned not to get friendly with the new employee as his armpits are 66 inches high.

2008-02-19
Asok seeks electric cubicle walls to prevent a co-worker from leaning on the walls.

2008-02-20
The Boss asks Wally about a comic strip he posted that compares managers to drunken lemurs.

2008-02-21
Catbert fires Wally for posting a comic strip that compares managers to drunken lemurs.

2008-02-22
Wally says he's not bitter for being fired for posting a comic strip on the wall.

2008-02-23
Dogbert interviews the Boss for firing an employee for posting a comic strip on the wall.

2008-02-24
Dogbert gives advice to Dilbert when he goes to a singles mixer.

2008-02-25
Wally's lawyer Bob slaps the Boss with a suit for firing him.

2008-02-26
Bob the lawyer reports to Wally the Boss agreed to rehire him.

2008-02-27
Each department that signs off on a proposal adds a brick to the wall of approval.

2008-02-28
An IT rep does not like the fact the engineers are building an effigy of him out of coffee supplies.

2008-02-29
Catbert writes requirements for a job opening, including an IQ of 300, two centuries of Unix experience and several Nobel prizes.